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Prince of Dorkness (Wimpy Vampire #2)

3.86 of 5 stars 3.86  ·  rating details  ·  561 ratings  ·  68 reviews
Prince of Dorkness: Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Bk. 2 Nigel Mullet, the unfortunate and bungling fifteen-year-old vampire, is back! But this time he not only has to deal with his daily trials of bad skin, an annoying little sister, and the worry of his fangs popping out at inopportune moments. Now he's got real problems to get his teeth into. Full description
Paperback, 224 pages
Published May 19th 2011 by Michael O'Mara (first published May 1st 2011)
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In the beginning,Nigel has his powers and him and Cloe get together.Its the beginning of the school year n Nigel couldn't wait to see Chloe again.Nigel is a vampire n Chloe is a mortal.when Nigel gets to school he sees this new kid with sorta like potato shaped head.Chloe has been reading these vampire novels n hoping that Nigel can transform her into a vampire so the can be together forever.Nigel has this little diary that he uses every day since hes going to live for ever.In the middle,Chloe t ...more
I sat in the bookstore and read the entire book, constantly laughing out loud. I probably disturbed the book club ladies who were discussing some brilliant piece of literature, but I couldn't help myself. Even after reading the entire book, I almost bought a copy to show my appreciation for the writer's brilliant work, but I am currently in a save-not-spend mode. (Sorry, Mr. Collins!) I will however be putting it on the library system's purchase list. And I will probably someday become a proud o ...more
This book wasn't romantic at all(maybe just a little). You might think it is really romantic but the book was so intense you will always have to read a page and then turn back and read it again.

Well it all starts off with a puny little vampire named Nigel. It was all normal until his girl friend Chloe asks him if he can transform her. Nigel before that has already told Chloe that to transform her he would have to cut himself and then drop some of his blood into one of her.
Aku suka Nigel yang ini, lebih dewasa di buku kedua.
Cerita Nigel pun lebih seru, lebih menarik dari buku pertama.
Mungkin karena udah ada cerita cinta Chloe juga dibuku ini.

bikin reviewnya di blog ah.

aku selalu suka lah buku tipikal diary beginian. bagus aja gitu liatnya, bacanya.
Nigel Mullet kembali!! Apa yang terjadi padanya sekarang? Apakah nasibnya masih seburuk sebelumnya?

Jangan salah,ternyata Nigel telah menjadi siswa populer di sekolahnya setelah mendapatkan kekuatan istimewanya sebagai vampir. Tidak hanya itu ia berhasil menjadikan Chloe Sparrow--gadis yang telah lama ia incar--sebagai pacar. Semenjak itulah hidup Nigel Mullet terasa luar biasa. Ia sering dikelilingi oleh banyak siswi-siswi cantik dan bersinar dalam bidang olah raga karena kekuatannya sebagai vam
Susan Mann
I love Vampires as all my readers will know, Nigel however isn't your "typical" vampire. Thankfully he drinks blood and he doesn't sparkle, but he doesn't have the hot, suave, perfectness most vampires have these days. Nigel is your typical dork. He is very sweet and finally snagged himself a girlfriend after eighty, yes eighty years of being single.

This book is hilarious, carries on in the same format as the first book in the series. I reviewed this also. It is in a diary format, written by our
Tim Roast
Nigel Mullet is a teenage vampire, albeit a wimpy one, and this book is his diary of a school term where he has to suffer all the woes that befall normal (i.e. non-vampires) teenagers such as having a girlfriend and having a petty rivalry with another student.

I haven't read twilight before but others have said this is a parody of that. Nigel does attempt to write a vampire-romance novel and extracts are in the book which I thought did mock how I imagine the Twilight series would be but the overa
This book is about a 100 year old boy named Nigel. He is a vampire. He has a sister,mother,and dad.But he also has a girlfriend named Chloe. It was all going good but then Chloe started going crazy about becoming a vampire but Nigel did not want to change Chloe he only want to drink some of her blood. She tried to force him to change her but he did not want to so Chloe got a knife and cu this hand to put his blood on her neck but it did not happen. So Chloe just broke up with him. Then, in the n ...more
Kat Goldin
PRINCE OF DORKNESS: MORE NOTES FROM A TOTALLY LAME VAMPIRE is a fun, loving book that takes the awkwardness of being a teen boy and the crazy ideas of being a vampire and smashes them together in this totally lame, but hilarious tween/teen cartoonish-novel. This is the second vampirish novel about Nigel who just wants to be happy, have a girlfriend and enjoy his new school year. Instead through the sappy poetry, crafty doodles, and loved crazed, irrational, wild, insensible adventures the reader ...more
The second book in the series.

Nigel masih dengan kepercayaan dirinya yang agak kelewatan, sekarang mendapatkan saingan. Jason, seorang murid baru yang misterius, tiba-tiba saja mendapatkan perhatian *yang menurut Nigel, seharusnya untuk Nigel*. Selain itu, Nigel mulai merasa terganggu dengan Chloe yang semakin lama semakin menuntut Nigel untuk merubah dirinya menjadi vampir seperti Nigel. Tidak hanya urusan sekolah dan pacar, di rumah pun Nigel harus menghadapi kenyataan datangnya seorang vampi
I was a little surprised when Xavier asked to read this book, because I didn't think either of the kids liked the prequel (Diary of a Wimpy Vampire, I believe). In any event, if you liked Diary of a Wimpy Vampire, you will probably like this as well, as it was a natural continuation of the trials and tribulations of a whiny teenaged vampire.

We read the "American" version of this book, and I would say that it probably didn't need to be "Americanized", but if it were, the "translator" could have
Our little friend Nigel got himself a girlfriend, and now that his vampire powers are in, he is finally cool. The problem with dating teenage girls though, is they want to be turned, so Nigel is faced with a whole new dilemma: To turn Chloe into a creature of the night, or to keep on postponing it. Hmm, what’s a teenage vampire to do?

The idea for the book was interesting enough to write a sequel. For me the best part was being introduced to Grandpa. He had me laughing more than any other charact
Abigail C
This book talks about a vampire named Nigel lost his love named Chloe because she was upset because he would not turn her in to a vampire . ehen she a makes decision to dump him then she goes right away to jason a werewolf then Nigel finds out he is a wolf. But then Chloe goes and follows jason then gets bit by jason while he transforms then she becomes a wolf . But as soon as Nigel fond out he freaked out because he fond out when a wolf jump on him then running off in the woods then transformin ...more
Nada Celesta
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The "Prince of Dorkness" will have you laughing.

Start your new year with a book by Tim Collins entitled "Prince of Dorkness more notes from a totally lame vampire." It is the best new novel since "Notes from a totally lame vampire because the undead have feelings too!" I believe you will enjoy it too. Collins novel is about love, vampires, and werewolves.

The story begins with Nigel final having everything he's always wanted like, having his full vampire powers, and a girlfriend. But not every
Andrea Ika
Book Review: Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Tim Collins #review2014

Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire
by Tim Collins (Author)

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the new school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. W
Nurama Nurmala
Pucuk dicinta ulam pun tiba, itulah istilah yang paling pas ketika melihat buku besutan Tim Collins seri kedua ini. Tidak melalui berbagai macam pertimbangan, langsung saya ambil deh ni buku :D

Saya penasaran bagaimana kelanjutan curhatan Nigel Mullet, si vampire tengil yang sekarang sudah mendapatkan kekuatan vampire dan popularitas di sekolahnya.

Di seri kedua ini Nigel sudah resmi pacaran dengan Chloe. Selain momen-momen menyenangkan yang terjadi di antara mereka seperti Chloe memperbolehkan Ni
*Miss Fame*
Mar 20, 2014 *Miss Fame* rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people who read or watched Twilight and weren't fans
Actual rating: 4.5

Yay!!!! The following up to Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire was just as awesome as the first one! I really worried in the beginning that it would be horrible since Nigel wasn't being his brooding, emo Edward Cullen self because he was dating Chloe, but he delivered. Way to come through for me Nig!

Once again, this book was chock full of Twilight-ism put there to poke fun at the series. And as I said before, if Collins didn't intentionally do that, then he's an utter genius...
3.5 stars

I didn't think this book was as good as the first one. It was repetitive and the first half of the book wasn't as amausing.

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Adele Broadbent
Luke is a major wimp. He enjoys being a school prefect and studying for his end of year exams. All is going to plan for an A+ pass – until strange things start to happen.
Hair grows on his hands, his bones creak, his teeth suddenly look sharper than usual and the urge to eat raw meat is too strong to deny. What is happening! When he can’t fight the desire to run in the local forest, a stranger approaches him and tells him he can help.
Luke discovers he is becoming a werewolf and meets the rest of
Steven Eyres
quite good and had a few good twists in it
it was one of the best books i have read
Rita Meade
More amusing than the first one.
Just as funny as the first!
Ena Nenes
The first one was better.
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Titis Wardhana
Seperti biasa, di cerita vampir gak lengkaplah kalau gak ada werewolf. Di sini si werewolf muncul sebagai siswa baru bernama Jason yang alisnya nyambung di tengah (en ternyata semua alis keluarganya seperti itu, ciri werewolf kali... beware!!!). Nigel yang diputusin sama Chloe gara-gara Nigel menolak mengubah Chloe menjadi vampir, jadi Chloe jadian sama Jason, eh ternyata pada suatu malam tanpa sengaja Chloe melihat keluarga Jason berubah, lalu Jason yang melihat Chloe tanpa sengaja menggoresnya ...more
was een mooi leuk en spannend boek. ik vind het leuk om dagboek boeken te lezen. de schrijver heeft het wel leuk geschreven, want het lijkt net of ze elke dag van die vampier hebben bij gehouden alleen dat kan niet want ze bestaan niet. ik vond het heel leuk om dit boek te lezen en ben nu bezig in een ander deel.
Karen Dransfield
Hilarious. A angsty teenage looking vampire discovering his ex-girlfriend gets turned into an age old vampire enemy, a werewolf... but they just want everyone to be nice to one another. Very funny. Onto the next book in the series.
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