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Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space

3.14 of 5 stars 3.14  ·  rating details  ·  29 ratings  ·  15 reviews
"Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space" is a choose your adventure style book set in the scenario of a zombie outbreak. Camaro Steve, or Boone as everybody calls him, is a cocaine addicted sociopath that traverses through the outbreak using hyper violence and hard drugs as his tools. You must decide how to navigate him through this apocalypse, and you have to make the decis...more
Paperback, 156 pages
Published December 25th 2010 by Bizarro Press (first published November 23rd 2010)
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Arthur Graham
WARNING: For immature audiences only!

Have you ever wanted to survive the zombie apocalypse as a coked-out, white trash sociopath? If so, please look elsewhere — you will never survive DeForest's completely tasteless, offensive, and downright awful Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space.

But how much fun would THAT be, anyway?

You will not enjoy this book if you cannot tolerate politically incorrect humor. You will not enjoy this book should you fail to grasp what a coked-out, white trash sociopath m...more

11/09/2012 - Got it. Licked it. Reading it. I love the smell of bizarro in the smells like...TROUBLE.

11/10/2012 - Dear Diary: woke up with a 'cain over. Went to work, killed my boss, died a few times, pissed my pants, almost died again. Good day, but I thought there'd be alot more racist, hillbilly, shit-talking, gut-eating zombies, with a few kittens thrown in for good measure. I'll check out the ghetto for a score. I remain ever hopeful.

11/11/2012 - Dear Diary: My badass...more
"Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it."

When I was little, I hated Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books. They always involved a lot of page-turning and book-marking and remembering shit. It was such a chore! Also CYOA books were always about boring crap like knights and dragons and other medieval nonsense that didn't really interest me. But now, after reading Texas Biker Zombies from Outer Space, I realize that those CYOA books of my childhood just did...more
Kris Lugosi
A Choose Your Own Adve...Way To Die book of epic proportions because everything is bigger in Texas! This book left me craving pot pies and coke and reminded me why I always require a condom.


My first adventure had me late for motherfucking work. Finally making the decision to not get involved in the damn 12 car pile up, I meet up with my buddy Rob who has been bitten by our boss who has apparently turned into a goddamn zombie (can my...more
Man o man, it's been awhile since a book has been truly worthy of the kindling shelf. This book was awful juvenile trash. The main character was a stereotypical male delinquent, but in an adult body. The humor was completely lost on me. The writing was tacky and predictable. I love choose-your-own-adventure stories and one made for an adult sounded fun but all the book did is get on my nerves and eventually make me disgusted enough that I feel angry for wasting my money and time. I could go on b...more
Donald Armfield
EDIT: October 1, 2013
I placed my copy on the take a book leave a book shelf at the YMCA in exchange for Soft Apocalypse. Someone will slip and fall off the treadmill and crack more than a rib laughing.

With a 95% of survival in real life I feel like my odds would be much higher. I'm an agile, fast thinking a strong for my size. But hey you never know.

I decided to read this like a regular book, because the person who gave it to me (I won't say any names) decided to write in the right choices. I...more
Dec 06, 2012 Kate rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommended to Kate by: Zombie fans
Q: How many ways can a zombie kill you?

A: Way too many to count.

Even though I died numerous times, I still enjoyed this book. I thought the Choose Your Own Adventure format worked well as an e-book, and all the links took me where they were supposed to go - or at the very least, somewhere else that was totally unexpected. I would recommend this one to all my friends who enjoy zombie tales and if/when the Zombiepocalpse occurs, I wouldn't want to leave home without it. You never know when some re...more
Lazy Seagull
What the fuck?
I used to love Choose Your Own Adventure books as a kid, so I thought the concept of making an adult version was brilliant and I have to admit it was quite a ride, it definitely lived up to my expectations. This book contains, sex, drugs, karaoke, zombies and much, much more, what else do you want? There were so many laughs in this book, I found it so enjoyable. I love that you can go back to this book and have something different happen each time, I don't want to give too much away about all th...more
On the back of this book... "About one hour following his arrival, Etienne grew tired of searching for the elusive giraffes and decided he would rather lay some cave bitches instead."

This is gonna rock so hard. So hard.

I'm not very familiar with this type of book. I own Meanwhile by Jason Shiga and I really enjoyed it. So, I entered the giveaway contest for this book and apparently won, since it just showed up in the mail (along with The Bizarro Story of I). Nice little note inside, which means...more
D.F. Noble
I haven't read a “choose your own adventure” book since I was kid and I wondered just how exactly one of these would work on a kindle. It's pretty easy, not having to flip through pages, and just clicking the next segment. I dig it.

As for the book itself. I love zombies, I love humor, and I love cheesy stuff. These things may skew what I think is good or not. This book had all those things, so therefore, I had fun with it. If you're into reading proper and high brow kind of fiction, and love to...more
SUPER FUCKING FUN!!! I loved this zany 'choose your own adventure' book. At first, I was like Mr. Douchebag follow all the rules man, and that got me killed pretty quick. Maybe its cause I'm so eager to get to work on time ( enjoyment of these books is due to the fact that I HAVE a job, and can therefore afford books- DUH!), but I just could not bring myself to fuck that broad before work OR help the accident victims. However, when I went back through and played some more options, I star...more
John Logan
keep out of reach of chrildern."haha"
this book is a little messed up.
I never thought dying would be so much fun.
you can't help but laugh at the situations you get yourself into.
fun book thst you'll just keep reading over and over again just to see what happens.
Terri Kinckner
So much fun! I will admit that I died every single time. I will attempt this again!
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