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Ride a Cock Horse

2.07  ·  Rating Details ·  102 Ratings  ·  35 Reviews
A haughty society woman is given a riding lesson she will never forget! Author's note: This is a revised version of the original. A number of readers complained that the original went too quickly to the sex, that there was no preamble, no prologue to the promiscuity. Here is a darker version which I hope they will find more satisfying.
Nook, 13 pages
Published December 8th 2010 by Severin Rossetti, via Smashwords (first published December 2010)
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Anne
0.0 stars...really

Alrighty. I don't normally give reviews on the chic-porn that I read. Mainly...well, because I don't want to admit that I read it. However, this one was so laughably strange, that I felt a review was in order.

First order of business: I want it known that this was a freebie. I did not pay money for this thing.

Now I've read some stuff that I thought was pretty kinky, and I've read some stuff that I've thought was flat-out gross. This thing doesn't fit into either category. It's
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Veronica~Nhaughty
Sep 22, 2011 Veronica~Nhaughty rated it did not like it
Totally have to read this one for the WTF factor!!! LOL!!


Ok, I just read it! LMFAO!! Oh this is AWFUL!! I mean really bad! I am no author, but I think some of the little fun things I've typed out are better than this! The dude's name is "Master Lord Antamon, Prince of the Pearly Dew"!! Come on!

Now I know everyone is just dying to know about the wooden cock and the 'splinters'. No, it doesn't 'pop' out. In fact, I'll spare you from having to read it and paraphrase the story for you:

Master Pearly
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The BookChick
Jan 21, 2012 The BookChick rated it did not like it
I just read this book because it came up as part of a discussion in one of the groups that I am a member of.

**Definite Spoilers Here**

Truly this is an erotic tale. Unfortunately, I find that so many of the books in that genre have no story to speak of and this one was no different. Oh, don't get me wrong, there is a "story" of sorts but it makes little sense to the discerning mind. I enjoy works of fiction but it should at least cognitively make a little sense.

The story opens with Lady Huysmans
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Leah
Sep 24, 2013 Leah rated it did not like it
Recommended to Leah by: Sam *Black Velvet*
.5 stars
Michelle ♣ Ndayeni
Jan 19, 2013 Michelle ♣ Ndayeni rated it it was ok
Recommended to Michelle ♣ Ndayeni by: Kick group
I downloaded and read this story because I've heard several people in the Kick group groaning and laughing about it, going on about how awful it is, etc. So of course, curiosity had me getting it so I could see the train wreck for myself. Having read it...I'm torn about what I think of it. On the one hand, riding a horse like that sounds freaking hot. On the other, the whole situation was weird at best, and made little sense. She's supposed to be so haughty and stuck up, yet when a man that she ...more
Ayalla
Sep 01, 2011 Ayalla rated it did not like it
Sometimes there are books, you have to read because the reviews are so good.
This book was, as expected not good.
Half the storys is about a women walking and the other half about a wooden horse.
I rarely saw a story with so many adjectives, like really really alot of them.
I am not even complaining, that this is a historical book and someone is raiding on a mechanical horse while another person sitting behind her and acting like shes a horse.
Wait a sec. a horse is raiding a horse.. okay I am comp
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Nen
Feb 13, 2012 Nen rated it did not like it
Was so borin and dark, i didnt have any interest in concentratin in readin it complete. I jumped 40% of the book and still left me nothin interesting. Just one or two mins readin the middle part were ok. Bad beginnin, boring parts; unclear story; no backgrounds of the characters; a blurry image of all in my mind. I think the purpose was to turn readers on, was unsiccessful with me. Ive read much better books
Jessica
Honestly I would give this only a half a star. When I first started reading it I got excited to see that it was a historical, but the excitement faded quickly after.
Sha Mslvoe ♥♥♥
Sep 25, 2011 Sha Mslvoe ♥♥♥ rated it did not like it
Shelves: on-nook, erotica
OMiGOD, suck!! So awful errkk
Sophie
Jan 15, 2012 Sophie rated it did not like it
never again, barnes and noble free section
never
again
Cindi
Jun 19, 2011 Cindi rated it did not like it
I'm almost embarrassed to say I read this. Very, very strange.
Shalana
Mar 07, 2011 Shalana rated it did not like it
Lame
Stephanie Ziegler
Nov 28, 2013 Stephanie Ziegler rated it it was ok
Recommended to Stephanie by: picked it out myself
Shelves: free-order, ebook
Charlotte was persuaded to see Lord Aston, if only to humour him, but she was curious of the man who bought the ‘English Mansion’. When he told her of his playroom and his collection of toys, she did not seem interested. This made him mad. When he took her into the playroom there was mainly old Victorian items, she yawned.

In the middle of the room was a large wooden rocking horse. It was the size of a pony with coarse hair on its mane and tail and it was in the reared position. Lord Aston asked
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Elena
Nov 12, 2013 Elena rated it did not like it
This story needed more of everything... Mainly some sort of backstory and/or context! I had no idea who these people were or what was going on (besides the obvious)... It also needed a clarification of the setting/time/era - I was a bit lost thinking this was happening in the 1800s based on the language, only for her to be wearing a push-up bra, so - nope...not the 1800s :D

In the end, there is no sex really, just some playing around with a toy horse... Since the author was not focusing on the st
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Tara
Jul 29, 2011 Tara rated it did not like it
I...Um...That was...Whaaa? What the heck did I just read?!



A wooden cock coming out of a toy horse? A woman having sex with said horse? A creepy man who owns the toy and made her fuck on it?



Ummm...yeah...I am extremely disturbed by this...thing.



Shaina
Feb 04, 2012 Shaina rated it did not like it
Do not judge me for reading this. After reading the reviews I had to see if it was indeed that bad and it was. Seriously horrible. Woman's goes to see guy, Guy says come ride weird gourds, penis starts coming out, weird woman likes it, Guy puts bit in her mouth and rides her. Seriously? Well kudos for your work getting some attention Mr author. Takes guts to get out there
Mad Scientist
Jan 09, 2011 Mad Scientist rated it really liked it
The beginning was a bit slow. There wasn't anything that pulled me into the story.

I was hooked when he asked her to get on and from there the story... exploded.

Great few minutes of inky goodness!
Literary Ames {Against GR Censorship}
Jul 12, 2012 Literary Ames {Against GR Censorship} rated it it was ok
Recommended to Literary Ames {Against GR Censorship} by: Leah
I blame Leah (hehe!) for me reading this. Intriguing contraption that wooden rocking horse, with a phallus popping out of its back when it rocks. Quite Freudian. And Victorian. Makes me reconsider the term "sex toy" but I'm not into horse play, LOL!
Nanna -DD-
Nov 09, 2011 Nanna -DD- rated it did not like it
WTF, just plain weird. 1,5 stars.... anyway...
found it as a free read at http://www.smashwords.com/extreader/r...
Sandra
Feb 05, 2012 Sandra rated it liked it
I couldn't pass this up with such a ridiculous name, but as it turned out the name is completely appropriate. She does, in fact, ride a cock horse. This is a fun, if somewhat silly, little short.
★¸. • * ° *  Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie*°°*•.¸. ♥★
OMG!!!! I think my twelve year old could write a better story!!!
It just didn't make any sense!
But was good for a laugh! I dont even want to give it any stars!
Margaret
Oct 25, 2011 Margaret rated it liked it
ummm, i do not know whether i want to re read this or not. i defentally did not think that with the way the begining was that the rest ended the way it did.
i do want that horse though
Laura
Apr 29, 2013 Laura rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Erotic readers
Great short story, great detais. I hope he has more i can read, i loved this book. Its a good read if you like forced erotic.
Tammy Stith
Feb 28, 2011 Tammy Stith rated it liked it
Mmmmm :)~ What a delightful little story.
Joy
Joy rated it did not like it
Dec 13, 2011
Lindsey
Lindsey rated it it was ok
Oct 07, 2011
Joe
Joe rated it did not like it
May 13, 2013
Michelle zeringue
Michelle zeringue rated it liked it
Oct 23, 2011
Katy
Katy rated it did not like it
Feb 08, 2013
Brandy
Sep 22, 2011 Brandy rated it it was ok
I'd actually give this a 2.5

It was terrible but definitely is in a specific niche.
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