There are six heats in all. The winners and runners-up from heats one - five go straight through. The third place finishers battle it out in heat six to see which title joins the others in the final round.
What's at stake? Bragging rights for the winner? An interview and/or guest post here on An Englishman in New Jersey, as well as signed copy of my book, Fur-Face, and a couple of I are a writer! pens, as shown in the pic below.