Here's grinningly-blonde BBC sock-puppet Gabby Loganziegheiling the NEW WORLD ORDER at the expense of Team GB, who've just won a men's gymnastics bronze. They don't even react, don't know what she's saluting.
IN LOCAL NEWS: a local reporter Ben Emlyn-Hughes has found the Common Purpose Oxford Head Quarters at Boars Hill. Just round the corner from where Free Planet has its base. It's an easy country walk from where I live.