Me: I’m soft and bad for you?
Gordon: No, you age well.
Gordon: You’re sweet and full of preservatives.
Keep digging, darling. Keep digging.
Kid 2, explaining why she filmed the fight between two boys: …And in case you’re wondering, his mom was there, too, and she wasn’t mad, she said, “I don’t blame the girls for watching! I watched too until they got on the ground and started kicking each other.”
Werewolf by GP03D; click image to go to Deviant Art Gallery
Email: ”I’m getting in touch with you because I came across your blog during my research on my project relating to ecology and how research in ecology from higher education institutions is tackling problems such as population issues, climate change, and food crisis. Specifically, I’ve written on the variety of issues relating to research in PhD programs today.
My resource has been referred to by prominent organizations such as Columbia University and other prominent websites. I’d be very interested in writing a guest article on your blog relating to one of the many areas of pertinent research in ecology today such as conservation biology, wetland management, or urban ecology. What do you think?”
Gordon: I don’t think she thinks we are who we are.
Me: Dear Name Redacted,
I’m not sure if you have read the contents of our blog. We’re fiction authors. We write urban fantasy set in post-apocalyptic setting. But if you would like to write an article about the effect vampirism and sporadic outbreaks of shapeshifting virus might have on population and urban ecology, we will totally publish it.
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