My general taste has been described as odd, and to be honest, I can’t catagorize it myself. I like things that are obnoxious, tacky, and goddy; but I have specific tastes within these parameters. Since the holiday season is upon us I’ve decided to make a 5 point guide in deciding what I do and do not like.

1
Sorta’ Ben & Jerry's cow folk art: No
Pink Flamingos for your lawn: Yes

The flamingos give the finger to fashion and social conformity. The cow isn’t pink.

2
Magazines for your bathroom: No
Street Fighter II wall scroll for your bathroom (that I literally used the “Okay, I’m walking away” bartering tactic to get a decent price on): Yes

You have better things to be attending to in the bathroom than flipping through some soft porn or pretentious home making magazine and Street Fighter II is the best fucking game ever.

3
Queen CDs: No
A Twisted Christmas album by Twisted Sister: Yes

There is no reason to buy Queen music, their music has imbedded itself into the Anima mundi and A Twisted Christmas would look great next to my New Kids albums.

4
Twilight: No
Blacula: Yes

Twilight is demeaning to vampires; Blacula is demeaning to everyone.

5
Bratz: No
Carl Jung action figure: Yes


One is known for their motto ‘passion for fashion’ and the other would agree with me that Bratz dolls are whores.
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Published on November 04, 2009 17:46 • 150 views • Tags: bratz, carl, christmas, fashion, home-making, jung, porn, rock, twilight
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message 1: by Megan (new)

Megan Hansen LMFAO I love #4 ~


message 2: by Jerrod (new)

Jerrod SF2 is not the best game ever, I prefer Nightstalkers as the best fighter game ever. Besides, I've got and played all 16 versions of the SF arcade, good, but not as good as Nightstalkers or Bloody Roar.


message 3: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart I've never even HEARD of Nightstalkers. If anything was going to give SF a run for it's money it would be Tekken.


message 4: by Jerrod (new)

Jerrod Tekken is good, I really liked Tekken Tag. I'm building a MAME cabinet right now and I've been going through many of fighting games, very nostalgic. SF made things popular, but their were others that had character and the sequel crap really burnt me. Nightstalkers was a fighting gams which all characters were 'creatures of the night' or mythological in nature. AKA epic woopass.


message 5: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart I wasn't a big fan of Tekken Tag. I think it's because I don't like change...And that I kept for getting that I could, in fact, change characters.


message 6: by Amber (new)

Amber LOL!

I go to a local flea market every Sunday and I often see things that make me think "Oh, I bet Christy would like that!" but then I don't buy them because I'm usually there with my parents and how would I explain such odd purchases to them? Explaining "It's for my internet friend! :D" when you're buying, say, a prosthetic leg just doesn't really cut it... I also think of you whenever I see NKOTB memorabilia~


message 7: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart TT_TT Bless you.

Tell them it's for a very special lesbian lover.

I'll repay you sexually, so you wont be lying.


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