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Better start doing it right…

Here's something you may not know about me: I have belly-danced in restaurants. I've danced on stages, too, but I prefer restaurants to the stage.

I won't pretend it's not nerve-wracking. You can see your audience clearly when they scowl or laugh or look terrified. There is some danger of stepping on a fork or someone's foot, to say nothing of trailing your veil right through their soup.

Yes, that's really me.

But it's also less difficult than it sounds.

For one...