In honor of all the early action college letters going out this week, I'm re-running one of my fave posts:
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER, WHAT SHOULD YOU MAJOR IN?
Major in statistics. You'll learn the odds of getting traditionally published are roughly three zillion to one.
Major in economics. You'll understand why the publishing companies may never put you on a book tour or run an ad for your book in The New Yorker.
Major in law. You can fight Google and everyone else who wants to offer your book as a free download.
Major in journalism. Your future will appear so tenuous your parents will beg you to be a novelist instead.
Major in history. You'll unearth enough material that you won't need to invest in research and travel, which you'll never make back on your advance.
Major in drama. Being rejected during auditions will make being rejected on paper seem like child's play.
Major in forensics. When you inevitably end up writing for a hack TV crime show, you won't have to work too hard.
Major in English. That's what all the English majors would tell you to do.
Major in computer science. You can invent something with a better name than "vook." And you can charge all your other writer friends to do their e-Book formatting.
Major in Spanish. It will help your parents understand your Hemingway-esque desire to run with the bulls.
Major in psychology. Trust me --it's easier to work through daddy issues on the couch than on the page.
Major in Phys Ed. Most first-time authors are attractive and fit. (Oh, don't tell me you don't look at those author photos!)
Major in music. Since you may be singing the blues for awhile, you may as well be in tune.
FACT: Writers major in all kinds of things, and have a variety of jobs and life skills that fuel their writing. So go ahead and take that gig as a mall Santa. It will pay off a second time, when you can write about it. [image error]
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