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Object No. 98 of 100

[Bid on this Significant Object, with story by Stacey Levine, here.]

I'm not a collector, but really a purloiner, and there's only a brief backstory to these novelties.

When my second wife died, I sought companionship. So I installed a soda machine in my bedroom — it would be a conversation piece and might make me more attractive to the ladies. I disabled the cash acceptor. I started going for walks to the little square in downtown Orange, and I thought: Why is no one...

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