[Guest-blogged by Jack Womack:]
How eldritch would H.P. Lovecraft have found Barcelona?
Let's run down the list.

Rugose? Check.

Squamous? Check.

Batrachian? Check.

"Bupkis. I got bupkis."
Ghoul-haunted? Check.

Cephalapodian? Check.

Possible human-fish hybrids in recent past? Check.

Innsmouth look? Check.

Forms reminiscent of horrors even more terrifying than the purely Cthulhoid? Check.
How eldritch would HPL have found Barcelona?
1) Enough so to prompt the writing of a short 78,000