Lewis Grizzard
Author profile
born
October 20, 1946
in Fort Benning, Georgia, The United States
died
March 20, 1994
gender
male
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influences
Mark Twain
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Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
— published 1988 — 8 editions |
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Elvis is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
— published 1984 — 13 editions |
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Shoot Low, Boys--They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies: In Search of True Grit
— published 1987 — 6 editions |
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If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground
— published 1990 — 8 editions |
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They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucher Flat
— published 1982 — 4 editions |
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Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You
— published 1979 — 4 editions |
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My Daddy Was a Pistol and I'm a Son of A Gun
— published 1986 — 8 editions |
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If Love Were Oil, I'd Be about a Quart Low
— published 1983 — 6 editions |
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Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
— published 1989 — 11 editions |
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When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?
— published 1987 — 7 editions |
“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.”
― Lewis Grizzard
― Lewis Grizzard
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
― Lewis Grizzard
― Lewis Grizzard
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
― Lewis Grizzard
― Lewis Grizzard
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