Dan Rhodes
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Timoleon Vieta Come Home: A Sentimental Journey
— published 1985 — 7 editions |
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Anthropology
— published 2000 — 12 editions |
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Gold
— 6 editions |
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Little Hands Clapping
— published 2010 — 7 editions |
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Don't Tell Me the Truth About Love
— published 2001 — 5 editions |
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This is Life
— published 2012 — 2 editions |
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Little Hands Clapping
— published 2002 |
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The Little White Car
— 8 editions |
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This is Life
— published 2012 |
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“-Paint-
My girlfriend is so besotted that she can't take her eyes off me. After we've turned out the light she puts on her night-vision goggles, and watched me as I sleep. Quite often I am woken by her sighing and involuntary yelps of happiness. This has been going on for years, and is showing no sign of abating. Once I asked her to stop all this infra-red activity, but it didn't really work; I'd wake up to find her covering me in luminous paint, and softly whispering, 'Sometimes I wonder if you know how much I love you.”
― Dan Rhodes, Anthropology
My girlfriend is so besotted that she can't take her eyes off me. After we've turned out the light she puts on her night-vision goggles, and watched me as I sleep. Quite often I am woken by her sighing and involuntary yelps of happiness. This has been going on for years, and is showing no sign of abating. Once I asked her to stop all this infra-red activity, but it didn't really work; I'd wake up to find her covering me in luminous paint, and softly whispering, 'Sometimes I wonder if you know how much I love you.”
― Dan Rhodes, Anthropology
“Since the moment we met, my wife and I have not stopped kissing. I’m Catholic and she’s Islamic, so there were complications. Throughout the delicate negotiations with our families, our lips did not part for a moment. Eventually they accepted our love, so we married. We walked, tongues tangled, down the aisle. Now after six years of marriage, we are still fused. We had our first child without stopping kissing for the conception, pregnancy or birth. Our lips are four broken scabs, and our chins always covered in blood, but we still never stop. We are far too much in love.”
― Dan Rhodes, Anthropology
― Dan Rhodes, Anthropology
“The old man bridled at this. All his life he had gone out of his way to avoid any situation that might be mistaken for a friendship.”
― Dan Rhodes, Little Hands Clapping
― Dan Rhodes, Little Hands Clapping
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| The Novel Ideas: Susan's Novel Ideas 2012 Challenge and Reading Log | 105 | 19 | May 29, 2012 05:05am | |
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