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Andrew Breslin

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I am not a man of many hats.
I'm not speaking metaphorically. I'm talking about hats, in all their literal, haberdasherial glory. Though I have acquired lots of hats, I am a disorganized flake and lose them all the time. Right now, I just have one. This is not many.

I once had a job at a large company at which I was not permitted to wear my hats. My headgear ran afoul of the company's official... Read more of this blog post »
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Average rating: 4.42 · 33 ratings · 23 reviews · 2 distinct works · Similar authors
Mother's Milk
4.41 of 5 stars 4.41 avg rating — 32 ratings — published 2005
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A Claus to Remember
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Motivation (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated Jun 14, 2012 03:56PM
Description: This appeared in <i>Chess Life</i> about ten years ago. It was the first piece of fiction I ever sold. They gave me $150. I was ecstatic. In my humble opinion, I think it's pretty funny. Chess players especially should enjoy it, I hope. Thanks for reading. Hope you like it.
Practical Applications of Game Theory. A Novel (Literature & Fiction)
1 chapters   —   updated Mar 24, 2010 06:38AM
Description: This is chapter one of my second novel, for which I am currently seeking a publisher or literary agent. It's all about mathematics and prison. It's OZ for geniuses. Yes, it's got shower rapes AND advanced game theoretical analysis, all in one package. If any agents or publishers stumble across this and are interested in seeing more please contact me.

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God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut
" Yeah, well let's hope that situation never comes up. :) "
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut
"The first thing I must admit is that this is not what I expected. I was expecting either an endorsement of or a condemnation of the controversial doctor. I personally think the good doctor did a valuable service for those who asked him for that se..." Read more of this review »
Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond
" Oooh. One of the best books ever. I gave it 5 stars. Enjoy. "
The Hoarders by Scott Herring
"Leave it to a journalist to create a catchy headline like this one: “Underneath Every Hoarder … Is a Normal Person Waiting to Be Dug Out.” (p. 9). Such was the case – so the author, Scott Herring, tells us in the Introduction to his treatise, The..." Read more of this review »
Something Might Happen by Julie Myerson
"Now that I've finished this, I can't quite believe I read it all in one day. The narrator bugged me, I didn't feel any sympathy for her, just irritation that she behaved so stupidly. Myerson can write, IE: it's well written, but her characters jus..." Read more of this review »
Hellblazer by Garth Ennis
" DC decided that Constantine lives in the same universe as all the spandex-clad superheroes, so they have him running around with a bunch of them in Ju ...more "
American Sniper by Chris Kyle
" Ha ha.

That story isn't actually true, is it? You have to remember I'm extremely gullible and take everything at face value.
The Sagas of Icelanders by Jane Smiley
" Oh. Ha! I guess I didn't look closely enough. I just saw her name and was intrigued as she's a writer I quite like. I read an interview with her once ...more "
Star Wars Omnibus by Timothy Truman
"Good, except for the half-dozen or so 'comics' that were nothing more than toy advertisements. Er, blatant toy advertisements. Um, more toy advertisement than usual. "
The Devil in Dover by Lauri Lebo
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Orangutans split off from the common ancestor to all of today's great apes about 12 million years ago. Gorillas diverged about 4 million years after that. Then, about 4 million years ago, our evolving primate progenitor split again, one line producin ...more
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“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that decision who believes life on this Earth isn't just a dress rehearsal for something better -- but the only shot we get.”
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Abby Hi Andy!! I'm glad your on here! I haven't seen you in so long, we should all hang soon.

Ashley Hey did you sign up for the reading challenge on here!? Just asking, I did and am way ahead of schedule! lol but...

Ashley Thanks for the like it was a great book!!!
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