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I pen a quarterly blog for IRA. Todays is SPARE US FROM THE COMMON CORE ARMY CHOW.
Kinda funny, kinda true, definitely a blast to write.…
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Homeboyz
— published 2007 — 3 editions |
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The Secret Story of Sonia Rodriguez
— published 2008 — 5 editions |
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Hip-Hop High School
— published 2006 — 6 editions |
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The Hoopster
— published 2011 — 7 editions |
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The Rise of the Dorkasaurus
— published 2011 — 6 editions |
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The Downside of Being Up
— published 2011 — 3 editions |
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Daddies Do It Different
by Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Abby Carter — published 2012 |
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A Catastrophe of Nerdish Proportions (Nerd Girls, #2)
— published 2012 — 2 editions |
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Hip-Hop Poetry and the Classics
by Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Michael Cirelli — published 2004 — 2 editions |
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Teaching Teens and Reaping Results in a Wi-Fi, Hip-Hop,Where-Has-All-the-Sanity-Gone World: Stories, Strategies, Tools, and Tips from a Three-Time Teacher of the Year Award Winner
— published 2009 |
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“Cashier: Yes, can I help you?
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here?”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here?”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
“Put it on channel eight- I wanna watch ESPN!"
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy!”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy!”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
“Rejections are thin 'cause they really have nothing to say other than, "Sorry, dude, you're screwed." acceptances are thick 'cause they have lots of stuff to say like, "Welcome, dude, you're not screwed, we want you.”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer
Topics Mentioning This Author
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| Room 107, Period 4: Book Response | 29 | 38 | Jan 13, 2011 07:55am | |
| Wild Things: YA G...: January 2011 | 59 | 84 | Aug 20, 2011 05:38pm | |
| YA Reads for Teac...: * September 2012 - Book Giveaway - Nerd Girls: A Catastrophe of Nerdish Proportions by Alan Lawrence Sitomer | 112 | 147 | Nov 20, 2012 07:21pm | |
| YA Reads for Teac...: * October/November 2012 - A Catastrophe of Nerdish Proportions (Nerd Girls, #2) | 69 | 41 | Nov 26, 2012 08:01pm | |
| YA Reads for Teac...: Introduce Yourself / 3 Little Words | 509 | 601 | May 01, 2013 06:29pm | |
| Wild Things: YA G...: * Multicultural YA Fiction? | 83 | 624 | May 23, 2013 07:02pm |
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