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Alan Lawrence Sitomer
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Homeboyz
  4.26 avg rating — 562 ratings
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2007
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The Secret Story of Sonia Rodriguez
  3.92 avg rating — 319 ratings
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2008
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Hip-Hop High School
4.08 avg rating — 259 ratings
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2006
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The Hoopster
3.83 avg rating — 212 ratings
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The Rise of the Dorkasaurus
3.08 avg rating — 93 ratings
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published
2011
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The Downside of Being Up
3.42 avg rating — 59 ratings
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2011
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Hip-Hop Poetry and the Classics
by Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Michael Cirelli 4.12 avg rating — 34 ratings
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2004
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The Rise of the Dorkasaurus
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Daddies Do It Different
by Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Abby Carter 3.50 avg rating — 6 ratings
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2012
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Cinder-Smella, A Timeless Tale of Stinky Feet
by Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Allison Bair 3.50 avg rating — 2 ratings
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2010
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“Rejections are thin 'cause they really have nothing to say other than, "Sorry, dude, you're screwed." acceptances are thick 'cause they have lots of stuff to say like, "Welcome, dude, you're not screwed, we want you.”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer
“Cashier: Yes, can I help you?
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here?”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here?”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
“Put it on channel eight- I wanna watch ESPN!"
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy!”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy!”
― Alan Lawrence Sitomer, Hip-Hop High School
Topics Mentioning This Author
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| Room 110, Period 2: Letter Two - Due 10 /24/08 | 16 | 26 | Nov 26, 2008 10:17am | |
| Room 107, Period 4: Book Response | 29 | 36 | Jan 13, 2011 07:55am | |
| Wild Things: YA G...: * Multicultural YA Fiction? | 82 | 566 | Mar 30, 2012 12:44pm |
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