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Norm Cowie

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Baltimore, The United States

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Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, cheese popcorn

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March 2008


About this author

I write adult and young adult fantasy humor. I don't want to brag, so here's what other people say about my books

on my YA books Fang Face and its sequel WereWoof

"I loved this book, fangs and all." ~ Best selling author James Rollins

“… fantastically funny.” ~ BookLoons

"This book sucks ... in a most delightful way. Don't miss this gem.." ~ Shane Gericke, national bestselling author

"... an amusing teen vampire tale..." ~ Five-starred review ~ Harriet Klausner, Amazon's #1 book reviewer

"...genuinely funny...” ~ Taliesin - The Vampire's Lair


on The Adventures of Guy and its sequel The Next Adventures of Guy

“… humorous fantasy at its best…” ~ Armchair Interviews (Amazon Top reviewer)

“…LOL funny” ~ Beverly at Publisher's Weekly

“No topic is safe fr...more


I've been having a mostly one-sided letter writing exchange with my Congressman and thought I'd share my newest letter.


If any of this applies to your Congressperson or Senator, feel free to copy, past and use it. I'm sure they will appreciate hearing from you!

December 6, 2011

Representative Adam Kinzinger
Washington/Joliet

Dear Representative Kinzinger;

I didn't receive a response from you to my l... read more »
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Average rating: 4.02 · 57 ratings · 20 reviews · 10 distinct works
The Adventures of Guy
3.47 of 5 stars 347 avg rating — 19 ratings — published 2006 — 3 editions
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The Next Adventures Of Guy
4.62 of 5 stars 462 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2007
My rating:
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Fang Face
4.0 of 5 stars 400 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2009 — 3 editions
My rating:
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WereWoof
4.75 of 5 stars 475 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2011
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Bonk & Hedz
4.0 of 5 stars 400 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2011
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The Guy'd Book
5.0 of 5 stars 500 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2010 — 2 editions
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Were
4.0 of 5 stars 400 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2011 — 2 editions
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The Really Hot Adventures o...
0.0 of 5 stars 000 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2011
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The Adventures of Guy ... w...
0.0 of 5 stars 000 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2011
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4.15 of 5 stars 415 avg rating — 13 ratings — published 2009
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The Adventures of Guy ... written by a guy (probably) (Science Fiction & Fantasy)
1 chapters   —   updated 29 de Mar 16:35
Description: Do you want a taste of my writing? C'mon in and read the prologue and first chapter of my first book, "The Adventures of Guy ... written by a guy (probably)"

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Sacre Bleu by Christopher Moore
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When I went to his signing at Anderson's Books, Moore took one look at my orange University of Illinois T-shirt and said, "nobody looks good in orange."

So you could see that after three years of writing Sacre Bleu, he was still fixated on colors, tho...more
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The Other Shulman by Alan Zweibel
The Other Shulman: A Novel
by Alan Zweibel
read in March, 2012
My rating:
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My mother's book:

I read The Other Shuman because I enjoyed Lunatics, a book Alan Zweibel co-wrote with Dave Barry (one of my personal favorite writer-gods). So I was curious about Zweibel.

The book centers around an overweight, nice-guy wimp named Shu...more
Do you have galleys or ARCs made of your books?

he voted for No, I do not have galleys made of my books.
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"For me, it was definitely a worthy read. I usually like more blood and guts in my books, but this one was worth the time. "
Norm added a status update: My humor/political novel Bonk & Hedz... a caveman... and woman... story is FREE on Kindle for the rest of the day http://amzn.to/ylhatf
Norm gave 4 of 5 stars false to:
Lunatics by Dave Barry
Lunatics
by Dave Barry
read in February, 2012
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One of the main characters pees on Sarah Palin.

If that doesn't make you want to read the book, it's because you don't like fart jokes, you don't laugh at pratfalls, the 'f' word makes you uncomfortable, and you never enjoyed Dave Barry's stuff.

Barry'...more
Lunatics by Dave Barry
" Unrealistic? Definitely. Funny? Yep! I've read Dave Barry's two previous comedic novels, Big Trouble and Tricky Business, and liked this one just as much. If you're a Carl Hiaasen, Tim Dorsey or Bill Fitzhugh fan, you'll like this. It's just as mu... "
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"Hi,all,

Reviewers compare 'The Adventures of Guy... written by a guy (probably)' to THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE and Christopher Moore's books.

Originally trad...more
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message 4: by Norm

Norm Joyzi (littlemissya) wrote: "Thanks for the add and btw you're funny"

That's because I sit in a bowl of Jello. That way I always feel funny.
Heh.
Thanks for accepting, and great to meet you.


message 3: by Joyzi

Joyzi Thanks for the add and btw you're funny


message 2: by Bradley

Bradley I hope you are having a good day! =)

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Dreamsbane of Tamalor


message 1: by Jeff

Jeff Hi, Norm! Good luck with the writing.

Jeff LeJeune


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