David Rees

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Average rating: 4.16 · 913 ratings · 115 reviews · 56 distinct works

	Get Your War on by David Rees, Colson Whitehead (Introduction) 4.36 avg rating — 227 ratings — published 2002	My rating:
	Get Your War On 2 4.33 avg rating — 102 ratings — 2 editions	My rating:
	My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable 4.12 avg rating — 82 ratings — published 2003	My rating:
	Get Your War On: The Definitive Account of the War on Terror 2001-2008 4.52 avg rating — 65 ratings — published 2008	My rating:
	My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable 4.14 avg rating — 66 ratings	My rating:
	How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants by David Rees, John Hodgman (Introduction) 4.25 avg rating — 28 ratings — published 2012	My rating:
	Minstrels in the Gallery: A History of Jethro Tull 3.50 avg rating — 10 ratings — published 1998	My rating:
	Korea: An Illustrated History: From Ancient Times To 1945 3.33 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2001 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Quince 4.50 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 1988	My rating:
	The Exeter Blitz 2.50 avg rating — 2 ratings — 3 editions	My rating:

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“And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat.”
― David Rees, Get Your War On 2

tags: coke , cold-war , david-rees , dick-cheney , jinx , robot , sweat

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“Yeah, it's real easy to look in the mirror and be proud when you're wearing pleated shorts. And you know what's really pathetic? I don't even have any dividends to get tax-decreased. When'll they cut taxes on not-having-health-insurancends?”
― David Rees, Get Your War On 2

tags: david-rees , dividends , health-insurance , pleated-shorts , tax-cut

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“Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.”
― David Rees

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