Merrill Markoe





Merrill Markoe

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August 13, 1948 in New York, The United States

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An author, a television writer and a sometime standup comedienne.


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Frank Connif, Judy Gold, David Feldman and I were hired to do weekly commentary about the news for Salon.com. That appears to have vanished in to thin air with a cryptic e mail yesterday from a tech liason saying “We have all been fired.” Meanwhile, I had just finished this week’s piece and now there is no where to post it. So I posted it here. Ah, the fun of working for the internet! It moves...

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Published on May 31, 2012 15:39
Average rating: 3.35 · 4,036 ratings · 944 reviews · 12 distinct works
Walking in Circles Before L...
3.4 of 5 stars 3.40 avg rating — 2,270 ratings — published 2006 — 10 editions
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Nose Down, Eyes Up: A Novel
3.36 of 5 stars 3.36 avg rating — 481 ratings — published 2008 — 11 editions
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It's My F---ing Birthday: A...
3.08 of 5 stars 3.08 avg rating — 424 ratings — published 2002 — 7 editions
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Cool, Calm & Contentious
3.16 of 5 stars 3.16 avg rating — 350 ratings — published 2011 — 3 editions
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The Psycho Ex Game: A Novel
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3.33 of 5 stars 3.33 avg rating — 244 ratings — published 2004 — 5 editions
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What The Dogs Have Taught M...
3.58 of 5 stars 3.58 avg rating — 150 ratings5 editions
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How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Lik...
3.6 of 5 stars 3.60 avg rating — 58 ratings — published 1994 — 3 editions
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Merrill Markoe's Guide to Love
3.7 of 5 stars 3.70 avg rating — 37 ratings — published 1997 — 2 editions
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The Day My Dogs Became Guys
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 1999 — 2 editions
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Cool, Calm, and Contentious...
3.12 of 5 stars 3.12 avg rating — 8 ratings — expected publication 2012
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“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending time with them so much is they seem to think people are really good. They live with us, and obey our rules, most of which make no sense to them. And the main reason they do it is because they like us. When I watch them, sometimes I'm so blow away by how enthusiastic they are about everything we do that I have to go out and buy them something squeaky or chewy. Just because I love proving to them that it's not a mistake to see the world as a great benevolent place. I hope one day to react to something with as much pure ecstasy as I see in Chuck's face every time I throw the ball. Sometimes he looks so happy, it reminds me of the way blind people smile way too big because they can't see themselves. And if none of this links to anything in you, well... I think you don't know who I am.”
Merrill Markoe, Walking in Circles Before Lying Down

“I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kids learn their lessons about mortality from watching Grandpa kick? Then at least the dog would be around to comfort them.”
Merrill Markoe, Walking in Circles Before Lying Down

“I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.”
Merrill Markoe

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