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Kirk Jones was born and raised in New York, about a stone's throw from the Canadian border. He currently serves as an instructor of humanities, teaching Development English, Creative Writing, and Comic Books as Literature. He talks a lot about Pokemon and does terrible impersonations of Bill Cosby and Yoda, but his Kermit the Frog is dead on.

His first book, Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals, was published in 2010 by Eraserhead Press imprint, NBAS. His next book is scheduled to be released in 2013 by Spectacular Productions:

www.spectacularbooks.us



After two years without glasses, I finally managed to see an eye doctor a few months ago. I promised myself I’d be honest on the eye exam, unlike my last trip to the DMV when I memorized the sequence of letters before reading them back to the woman at the counter.


I knew my vision was bad, but not third-line-unintelligible bad. After I failed to read virtually all the letters, the doctor slid t...

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Average rating: 3.98 · 123 ratings · 59 reviews · 9 distinct works · Similar authors
Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Cop...
3.75 of 5 stars 3.75 avg rating — 51 ratings — published 2010
Bellows of the Bone Box
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0.0 of 5 stars 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2013
A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre
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3.89 of 5 stars 3.89 avg rating — 28 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions
Long Live The New Flesh: Ye...
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4.48 of 5 stars 4.48 avg rating — 21 ratings — published 2011
Tall Tales with Short Cocks...
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4.17 of 5 stars 4.17 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 2013
Death to the Brothers Grimm
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 11 ratings — published 2012
Summer Thrills
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5.0 of 5 stars 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2012
Told You So
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4.33 of 5 stars 4.33 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2011 — 3 editions
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0.0 of 5 stars 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2013
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" Michael Rosen, We're Going on a Bear Hunt! (Little, Brown, 1989)

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We're Going on a Bear Hunt
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message 12: by Kirk

Kirk Kate wrote: "Hi Kirk, I'm having trouble connecting to your group. Every time I click on the link it says "Sorry group not found." Then I did a word search to see if it would come up that way and nope it sure d..."

I thought it was a Q&A event initially. As soon as I found out it was a group very similar to the one Steve created I deleted the group, figuring I could answer the questions under threads on there.

Sorry about the mixup! 2am does strange things to me :)


message 11: by Kate

Kate Hi Kirk, I'm having trouble connecting to your group. Every time I click on the link it says "Sorry group not found." Then I did a word search to see if it would come up that way and nope it sure didn't. I would love to join in on the discussion, but technology isn't liking me today, just thought you should know.


message 10: by Kirk

Kirk Jasmine wrote: "I just marked your book as want because you're attractive. no wait it might also have been because caris said something nice about it."

Well thank you. I didn't see this comment (or any comments on my profile page for that matter) until today, thus the delayed response.


message 9: by Kirk

Kirk Bradley wrote: "Thank you for adding me as a friend. =)

Dreamsbane of Tamalor"


No problem! I look forward to reading your reviews in the near future Bradley.


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Kirk G N wrote: "All the best for 2011, Kirk."

Thanks. Same to you. I didn't see these comments until today. Didn't know we could comment on one another's profile pages.


message 7: by Kirk

Kirk Hmm, I apparently don't know shit about Goodreads, because I never saw any of these comments. Sorry all!


Scribble Orca All the best for 2011, Kirk.


Scribble Orca Hey, Kirk! Review yourself salaciously and self-promote your event!


message 4: by Scribble (last edited Dec 10, 2010 08:46am)

Scribble Orca You wish you were my favourite author.

(friending me could get you anywhere.)


Bradley Thank you for adding me as a friend. =)

Dreamsbane of Tamalor


Jasmine I just marked your book as want because you're attractive. no wait it might also have been because caris said something nice about it.


message 1: by Caris

Caris Kirk Jones needs a profile pic.


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