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Tara Sivec
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I'll be in Nashville on April 6th signing books, boobs and babes. Or whatever. Come see me! Here's the link to the registration page:
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
— published 2012 — 3 editions |
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Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)
— published 2012 — 3 editions |
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Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers, #3)
— published 2012 — 5 editions |
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Hearts and Llamas (Chocolate Lovers, #3.5)
— published 2013 |
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Watch Over Me
— expected publication 2013 |
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“And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother. “It’s a pain you forget all about once you have that sweet little baby in your arms.” Bullshit. I CALL BULLSHIT. Any friend, cousin, or nosey-ass stranger in the grocery store that tells you it’s not that bad is a lying sack of shit. Your vagina is roughly the size of the girth of a penis. It has to stretch and open andturn into a giant bat cave so the life-sucking human you’ve been growing for nine months can angrily claw its way out. Who in their right mind would do that willingly? You’re just walking along one day and think to yourself, “You know, I think it’s time I turn my vagina into an Arby’s Beef and Cheddar (minus the cheddar) and saddle myself down for a minimum of eighteen years to someone who will suck the soul and the will to live right out of my body so I’m a shell of the person I used to be and can’t get laid even if I pay for it.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
“I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
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“Carbohydrates from the Latin, carbo which means "yummy" and hydrates which means "cinnamon bun," are not something I can eliminate or even drastically cut back on.”
― Celia Rivenbark, Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
― Celia Rivenbark, Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
“If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century."
"You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
"You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
“Right when my fingers started to slip inside my underwear, I opened my eyes and screamed. "HOLY SHIT!" My son stood there next to the bed just staring at me. Seriously, two inches from my face just staring at me like those creepy twins in "The Shining." I waited for him to start saying, "Come play with us" in their freaky twin voices while I tried not to have a heart attack. "Gavin, seriously. You can't just stand here and stare at mommy. It's weird," I grumbled as I put my hand to my aching head and tried to calm my pounding heart. Sweet Jesus, who kicked me in the head and shit in my mouth last night? "You said a bad word, Mommy,”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
“I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks
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Thanks for the friendship Tara. I have snickered, chucked, and laughed out loud at books before, but never have I laughed so hard that I had tears coming out of my eyes and started choking while I was reading Seduction and Snacks. Even my vagina was laughing. ;)
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C.J. wrote: "I have accepted your vagina - but I must say...you are rather vagina! Also, I wanted to formally invite you to vagina at my vagina home on the isle of vagina.Sincerely,
Vagina"
HAHAHAH that's so funny even my vagina is laughing.
So I had to share this with you b/c I thought of Claire in the dollar store buying the pregnacy tests.... there is a a Groupon for pregnancy test going on right now! LOL
Tara, You have to be the funniest person ever.... I don't know how you get through writting these books with out dying of laughter.... I can't stop laughing... that Drew and Jenny crack me up and then you have Liz and Claire that go at each other and it almost makes me pee in my pants... I'm on chapter 18 of Troubles and Treats and I can't stop laughing... I love when Jenny is drunk at that concert and she is yelling Vagina.... or when she is begging Liz to look at her Vagina and Liz tells her she is going to punch her in the neck (or somewhere)... Love it.... Keep up the wonderful writting.
Holy hell you may just be the funniest woman on the planet! So glad I stumbled onto your books. However, you really should instruct people to wear depends while reading your books, there were a few times I came close to pissing my pants! Looking forward to reading more of your books! YOU EFFING ROCK!
Thanks for the Add Tara. I absolutely loved Seduction and Snacks. It's probably the funniest book I have ever read. So looking forward to reading more of your work.Elaina :)
I have accepted your vagina - but I must say...you are rather vagina! Also, I wanted to formally invite you to vagina at my vagina home on the isle of vagina.Sincerely,
Vagina
I absolutely love your books! I am a single mother that is too busy to take a S-H-I-T most days, so to read your books was such a break from my mundane daily routine. I love your sense of humor and can't wait for more... Thank you!
thank you for accepting me, your book was great and so so funny, my other half couldn't work out why i was laughing so much in bed last night. 'Mike Hunt' love it. thank you thank you xx
Thank you so much for accepting my friend invite, looking forward to talking chatting with you. I just finished you book last night....Couldn't put nook down for a minute, I was laughing so hard.....:O)
Hi Tara thank you so much for accepting my friend request. I have never laughed so hard at a book.. You ROCK... I just can't get enougth... keep writting. :)
Hi Tara thanks so much accepting my friend request. I just started readying S&S girl people on the subway are going to get me arrested because they think i'm crazy from laughing so loud. YOU ROCK!! when is the 2nd book gracing us with it's presence?
Hey Tara , thanks for adding me up . Nice to meet you !!!!! I loved your book and your bookshelf on goodreads is pretty similar to mine ! Oh lord , we were destined to be friends !!!!!! :D
Thank you for accepting my friend request! I came acome your Seduction and Snacks book today, having it on my newsfeed because a friend is reading it! AND I AM UTTERLY INTRIGUED!!!! I can't wait to read it! And its sequel when it comes out!!
And what a cover!!!! :O)))
