Michael A. Arnzen's Blog

April 18, 2009

This Spring will see a handful of my short works transformed into European languages, so I want to publicly express thanks to the translators.

Piotr Leszczyński has written a number of excellent Polish versions of my short-shorts for the online journal, Minimal Books , over the past few years — and several of his translations have appeared in print this month in the Polish literary magazine, Red.

Jerome Charlet has been busy translating my work into French, and a fine chapbook edition of “Skull Fr

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April 13, 2009

Author Carole Lanham (aka “The Horror Homemaker”) has posted a fun collection of aprons, including a funny old one from the Michael Arnzen Dying photoshot and Kim Paffenroth roasting his Bram Stoker Trophy.

Speaking of trophies, it’s Stoker season right now and the final ballot for last year’s best horror fiction has recently been announced on the Horror Writers Association website.  Congratulations to all!  Extra helpings of kudos to Horror Library Vol. 3 (collection category) and The Book of Li

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April 10, 2009

telephoneRemember Telephone — the “pass it down” game of crazy miscommunication from your youth? Well you no longer have to get uncomfortably close to your neighbor to whisper into their ear. Broken Picture Telephone is an ingenious game of text and stick figure drawing that will have you laughing for hours. It involves responding to obscure messages by drawing what they say — and vice versa — until you get a very bizarre story reminiscent of David Lynch’s surrealism. For example, my first test of t

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March 29, 2009

Not showing at a theater near you…



The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (Gale, 2008)
Gobstopper (Appel, 2009)
Student Death Camp Gore Massacre Part 13 (Hale and Pace, 1988)

[Thanks to Dennis Jerz for pointing me to 'Horribly Slow']

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March 28, 2009

The Haunt just made me one of their featured members for the month of April, so to celebrate I’m hosting a contest on their site — with one my books available as prizes to FIVE lucky winners!

The contest involves posting your own “Pithy Morbid Thought” on The Haunt’s forum for the contest, available on my profile page at the site. You must sign-up to the site to participate and be eligible to win. More guidelines are listed on the forum on my profile page.

The Haunt is like a MySpace for Horror

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March 14, 2009

zombiecsu

In August 2008, Kensington Books released a great nonfiction title called ZOMBIE CSU: The Forensics of the Undead, written by Stoker Award-winning author Jonathan Maberry, that is definitely worth a look-see if you’re a fan of this subgenre of the undead. Reminiscent of — but far richer in scope than — Max Brooks’ classic Zombie Survival Manual, Zombie CSU covers far more than just “Crime Scene Unit” material. It is, in fact, a thick cultural guide to virtually everything associated with these

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March 11, 2009

Still alive… catching up with all sorts of projects.  Almost overlooked this one:


My microfiction, “The Ecology of Housecleaning,” appears in the latest issue of Dustin LaValley’s deceptively disturbing Micro100 journal.  Happy to see my old friend Kurt Newton has a tiny tale in there, alongside all sorts of other 100-word-or-less stories involving knives and babies.

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February 14, 2009

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Dead or Alive?

How many of your authors are dead?

Dead: 49 / Alive: 116 / Unknown: 153 / Not a Person: 1

Percent alive: 70.3%

xo

 

The above is a report generated from a neat new analytical script that LibraryThing can do to your home bookshelves, called “Dead or Alive?”

I sort of assumed I’d have more dead authors.  Ah well.  Ironically, they listed my own name as “Unknown”…and I found that a little soothing.  Call me anthropomorphic, but I think I’d rather be among those undead than “Not a Person”

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February 12, 2009

Congrats to LibraryThing member Sarah who just won a copy of my book 100 Jolts: Shockingly Short Stories as part of a “member giveaway” raffle!   Sarah was one of over 200 entrants; I have a list of the top five picks and may be giving runner-up prizes as I can afford them to a handful of others.  Thanks to all who participated in the fun!


LibraryThing is a great place for book lovers to share their book catalogs.  I’m a lifetime LT author and welcome your visit.

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February 5, 2009

100jolts

[This contest has unfortunately ended.  Thanks to everyone who entered!:]

[ACT QUICK!  This opportunity expires today. There are over 200 entrants so far!:]

You can win a free signed copy of my book, 100 Jolts, by entering a request at the “member giveaway” raffle at LibraryThing.com.  You’ll need to sign up for LibraryThing if you’re not already on the bookshelf sharing site…luckily, they offer free limited membership (and a cheap pricetag for unlimited membership).  I’m a LTAuthor — come check it

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