Tucker Max
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Tucker Tibor Max is an American humorist, Internet personality, and entrepreneur. He has achieved widespread fame on the Internet for his website, TuckerMax.com, where he chronicles his drunken, sexual adventures in the form of short stories.
His book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell made the New York Times Best Seller List in 2006, 2007, and 2008. He is also the founder of Rudius Media, an Internet-based media network specializing in the discovery and development of online talent.
Max is a graduate of the University of Chicago and of Duke University. He is the son of Dennis Max, a well known restaurant owner in South Florida.
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Like I explained on Monday, our distribution strategy is a typical indie one: 125 screens the first weekend, 300 or so the second, then wide expansion into about 2000 by the third weekend, which will cover the whole country.
This will mean that for some of you, the movie won't be getting to your city for two or three more weeks. This sucks, but please understand why we are doing it this way: It's b...
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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max avg rating 3.53 — 5,188 ratings — published 2006 6 editions |
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Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories by Tucker Max avg rating 4.05 — 21 ratings — published 2003 |
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Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max avg rating 3.56 — 9 ratings — published 2008 2 editions |
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The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines by Tucker Max avg rating 2.90 — 10 ratings — published 2001 |
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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2009 |
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"Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn't-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as "deserving" respect; you get what you demand from people.. if you demand respect, he will either respect you or he won't associate with you. It really is that simple."
— Tucker Max (I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell)
— Tucker Max (I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell)
"Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out."
— Tucker Max
— Tucker Max
"I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.
A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."
I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.
THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!
Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours."
— Tucker Max
A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."
I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.
THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!
Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours."
— Tucker Max
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