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Andrew Culyer

Goodreads author profile

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born

in Newcastle upon Tyne, The United Kingdom

November 17

gender

male

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Andrew Culyer

genre

Literature & Fiction, Humor, Politics

influences

Charles Dickens, Mary Shelley, Stephen Fry, Stephen R. Covey, John Gri ...more

member since

April 2012

About this author

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Do you remember the Charlie Brown cartoon, where every time the teachers spoke all you heard was 'mwah, mwah, mwah'? That's what I hear when politicians talk, or managers, or anybody that appears to me to be self-serving, bluffing, or trying to hide their faults.

I have become a writer and have published my first book, Theo Mallier: Growing Pains, about a man from a council estate who runs for prime minister. My writing has been described in a positive way by all that have read it (so far), though has also been described as 'light and dark'; a kind of dark humour, if you will. My writing is also satirical - everyman stories; things we all experience, observed in my own way.

I always try to see the positives in any situation and usually do, th...more

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Andrew Culyer's Blog

Shaky Bill and Hamlet

Hello,

An excerpt from my new book, Theo Mallier: The New Starter (some swearing):

‘Hm,’ Nat said, and as he did so, a large, ironic, cheer went up from the bar at the person who had just walked in, making the four of them look over.

They saw a man who looked to be in his seventies: small, slightly hunched, and wearing a tattered raincoat and a flat cap with a tartan pattern on the top. As he slow... Read more of this blog post »

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Andrew Culyer's Books

Average rating: 4.00 · 2 ratings · 1 review · 2 distinct works · Similar authors

	Theo Mallier: Growing Pains 4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2012	Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Common Manifesto by Theo Mallier 0.0 of 5 stars 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2012	Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Theo Mallier (1 book)
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Theo Mallier: Growing Pains (Literature & Fiction)

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Description: Set in Newcastle upon Tyne, the story is about a man from the Meadowell estate in North Shields who runs to be the prime minister as the leader of the Union Party, and is set mainly in Meadowell, North Shields and Tynemouth.

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The Confession

by John Grisham (Goodreads Author)

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Andrew Culyer wrote a new blog post Shaky Bill and Hamlet Hello, An excerpt from my new book, Theo Mallier: The New Starter (some swearing): ‘Hm,’ Nat said, and as he did so, a large, ironic, cheer went up f... Read more of this blog post »
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Andrew Culyer made a comment in the group THE JAMES MASON COMMUNITY BOOK CLUB — BOOKS AND WRITINGS BY MEMBERS topic "Hello, Part Two of the Theo Mallier story... Theo Mallier has a new job, but it is not like any other job: Theo's job is the new prime minister of the U...more "
May 18, 2013 05:14am
Andrew Culyer made a comment in the group UK Amazon Kindle Forum — Theo Mallier: The New Starter by Andrew Culyer (16th May 2013 topic "Hello, Part Two of the Theo Mallier story... Theo Mallier has a new job, but it is not like any other job: Theo's job is the new prime minister of the U...more "
May 18, 2013 04:24am
Andrew Culyer made a comment in the group UK Amazon Kindle Forum — Freebies May 2013 topic "Hello, Just a little reminder that Theo Mallier: Growing Pains is still free until the end of Saturday.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Theo-Mallier-... Thank...more "
May 17, 2013 10:09am
Andrew Culyer made a comment in the group UK Amazon Kindle Forum — Andrew Culyer topic "ha ha I promise, El Presidente"
May 14, 2013 12:11pm
Andrew Culyer is currently reading The Confession by John Grisham (Goodreads Author)	Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Andrew Culyer rated a book 3 of 5 stars The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins read in April, 2013	Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
Apr 28, 2013 03:49pm
Andrew Culyer made a comment in the group Goodreads Librarians Group — Book to be removed topic "Thanks, Cait. Can I add the series description myself, or is it something that you do?"
Apr 14, 2013 07:40am
Andrew Culyer added Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell read in March, 2013	Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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