Tony Hawks





Tony Hawks

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May 12, 1960 in Brighton, Sussex, The United Kingdom

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Tony Hawks, is a British comedian and author, famous for his Quizotic travel accounts undertaking bizarre wagers with friends. Hawks performs stand-up comedy, and is a regular on TV and radio panel games in the UK, including I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Just a Minute, The Unbelievable Truth and Have I Got News for You, although he first came to prominence as one of two resident performers — the other was Jo Brand — on semi-successful BBC monologue show The Brain Drain.

He first attempted to break into show business as a serious singer-songwriter, but it was with a novelty record that he had his first brush with fame. As leader of the trio Morris Minor and the Majors, he reached number 4 in the UK charts with the Beastie Boys parody, Stutter R...more


Average rating: 3.72 · 4,755 ratings · 478 reviews · 7 distinct works
Round Ireland with a Fridge
3.78 of 5 stars 3.78 avg rating — 3,548 ratings — published 1997 — 14 editions
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Playing the Moldovans at Te...
3.7 of 5 stars 3.70 avg rating — 636 ratings — published 2000 — 10 editions
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A Piano in the Pyrenees
3.46 of 5 stars 3.46 avg rating — 305 ratings — published 2006 — 9 editions
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One Hit Wonderland
3.35 of 5 stars 3.35 avg rating — 255 ratings — published 2002 — 8 editions
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The Fridge-hiker's Guide to...
3.27 of 5 stars 3.27 avg rating — 11 ratings — published 2008 — 2 editions
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Spelen tegen de Moldaviërs
4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2000
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Een wereldhit!
2.0 of 5 stars 2.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2002
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“One guy, seeing that I was hungry, insisted on buying me a huge lunch and when I thanked him for his kindness, he simply said, 'Pass it on.' I liked this selfless concept - repay me by rewarding someone else entirely with a generous dollop of goodwill.”
Tony Hawks, Round Ireland with a Fridge

“One of the more tiring aspects of hitchhiking is a need to be sociable and make conversation with whoever is driving you. It would be considered poor form to accept a ride, hop into the passenger seat and then simply to crash out until you reached your destination. How I longed to do just that, but instead I chatted merrily away, energy ebbing from me with each sentence, until Chris dropped me at the address of the lady who had offered me free B&B.
One of the more tiring aspect of accepting an offer of free accommodation is a need to be sociable and make conversation with whoever had offered it to you. It would be considered poor form to turn up, dumb your bags, crawl into your bedroom and order an early morning alarm call. How I longed to do just that, but instead I chatted merrily away to Marjorie, energy ebbing from me with each sentence, until the tea was drunk, the cake was eaten and I finally plucked up the courage to mention just how exhausted I was. I apologised and said that I simply had to grab a couple of hours sleep, and Marjorie understandingly showed me to my room.”
Tony Hawks, Round Ireland with a Fridge

“For me, once I've made a cup of tea I belong somehow. It's like I'm marking out my territory, and anyone attempting to come and make a cup of tea on my patch will be dealt with most severely, more likely than not with a counter attack into their territory and the seizure of their milk cartons and shortbread biscuits.”
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