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Vernon D. Burns

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Vernon has been writing one book a week now for the last seventy two years, and he estimates that he has sent roughly 9,000 query letters to presses great and small. Very recently, at the age of 82, he teamed up with Guy and Campbell Publishing to finally bring his books to the public. He is also the author of such other classics as Sharkzilla, Cavern of the Diarrhia Monster, and the Gluyns, Elf Warrior Triacontatrology (thirty-book series).

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My name is Tommy. I’m a student at Brigham Young University studying Media Arts. Guy and Ramsey were kind enough to allow me to take an internship here at G&C. I couldn’t be more excited. They said that I should introduce myself on the website, so here I am.


I’m nineteen years old and was born and raised in Colorado. I like mountain biking and steak dinners. I have a dog named C...

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“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.”
Vernon D. Burns

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

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The Vernon D. Bur...: The Vernon D. Burns Interview 135 85 Jun 18, 2012 04:54PM  
“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”
Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

70081 The Vernon D. Burns Appreciation Society — 15 members — last activity Sep 08, 2012 12:47PM
I appreciate Vernon D. Burns and all that he has done for postmodern literature. This is a group where his six or seven fans can keep in the loop abou ...more
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Eh?Eh! You're a douchebag and I hate you.


Eh?Eh! I'm going to kick your cane out from under you and then beat you with it.


Eh?Eh! Vernon wrote: "I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself."

I would if I could reach it. Why don't you show me how it's done?


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