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Vernon D. Burns
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Double Feature is set for a release in mid-July. That means, for the next month and change, we’re going to be constantly reminding you of this fact, and encouraging you to buy multiple copies upon its release!
Of course, it also means we’re going to share some of the awesomeness that Double Feature will contain. Every Friday in June, we’ll be sharing something new and awesome about Double Featur...
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Gods of the Jungle Planet
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Gods of the Jungle Planet
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by Vernon D. Burns (Goodreads Author)
3.63 avg rating — 19 ratings
by Vernon D. Burns (Goodreads Author)
3.63 avg rating — 19 ratings
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This book is like if the best book in the world had a lust affair with the worst book in the world, and that affair resulted in the birth of two children, a brother and a sister. Then, those children had an incestuous affair with each other, which...
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BIRD BRIAN'S ADVENTURES WITH THE SPACE SWEDES ON THE
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"Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment."
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“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.”
― Vernon D. Burns
― Vernon D. Burns
“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
― Vernon D. Burns, Gods of the Jungle Planet
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Vernon wrote: "I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself."I would if I could reach it. Why don't you show me how it's done?
