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Papa G.

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Born
London, The United Kingdom
Genre

Influences
Roald Dahl and Dr. Seuss

Member Since
June 2012


I am a mysterious man of mystery on a mission to write unboring and slightly weird books for children. I have so far given slow and painful birth to three books-Snotty Crocky, Pedro The Ugliest Dog in the World and FING. I spend my days smiting sea-monsters and fighting pirates. My evenings are spent with my family.

I can be reached by delighted children* and disgruntled parents alike at heypapa.g@gmail.com


*Ask parent or guardian permission first.


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Average rating: 3.77 · 273 ratings · 40 reviews · 6 distinct works · Similar authors
Pedro The Ugliest Dog In Th...

3.57 avg rating — 127 ratings — published 2011 — 3 editions
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Fing

3.86 avg rating — 117 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions
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The Evil Pond

3.90 avg rating — 10 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions
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Sand Crab

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Pooems

it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2012
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Snotty Crocky

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3.61 avg rating — 87 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions
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Fing by Papa G.
"FING is undoubtedly gratifying; it's message of continuous positivity is something that we all should listen to, the illustrations are well-made, and Papa G.'s delightful and heartfelt modern fairy tale has an accessible morale and G.'s alluring b..." Read more of this review »
Papa G. and 1 other person liked Cathy's review of Fing:
Fing by Papa G.
"Illustrated children's story about a monster who lives in a little boy's closet. Cute."
Pedro The Ugliest Dog In The World by Papa G.
"Cute story... my kids loved it. "
Pedro The Ugliest Dog In The World by Papa G.
"I loved it and because I regularly love things, I have written of my love here. http://www.darknessbeckons.com/pedro-the-ugliest-dog-world-review/"
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Red, White, and Blood by Christopher Farnsworth
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“The search began 10 years ago
To find a nasty viscous foe
They searched in caves and underground
But no Bin Laden could be found
The President full of seething
Calls his Generals to a meeting
Have you looked under your noses?
Is the question he proposes
Quick smart a search is under way
A General comes back the same day
Oh president you’re the cats pyjamas
You really do have all the answers
Do you know that sneaky toad
Is in a house down the road
Obama calls him a useless bum
(It’s time to get that terror scum)
The SEALS are sent to get their man
From a house in Pakistan
But from behind his wifely shield
Osama Bin Laden does not yield
You’ll not take me you infidel
The SEAL replies you go to hell
You scum this is for 9-11
Then shoots him dead with his weapon”
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“The search began 10 years ago
To find a nasty viscous foe
They searched in caves and underground
But no Bin Laden could be found
The President full of seething
Calls his Generals to a meeting
Have you looked under your noses?
Is the question he proposes
Quick smart a search is under way
A General comes back the same day
Oh president you’re the cats pyjamas
You really do have all the answers
Do you know that sneaky toad
Is in a house down the road
Obama calls him a useless bum
(It’s time to get that terror scum)
The SEALS are sent to get their man
From a house in Pakistan
But from behind his wifely shield
Osama Bin Laden does not yield
You’ll not take me you infidel
The SEAL replies you go to hell
You scum this is for 9-11
Then shoots him dead with his weapon”
Papa G.
tags: poem

“A bear took a walk in a deep dark wood
And stopped just where a Rabbit stood
“Do you have trouble with stinky poo
Sticking to your fur when you go to the loo?”
Said the big brown bear to the small white hare.
The rabbit pointed his nose to the sky
"Trouble with poo! Oh no not I"
“Good” said the bear “then if you don’t mind?”
Picked up the bunny and wiped his behind”
Papa G.

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“The search began 10 years ago
To find a nasty viscous foe
They searched in caves and underground
But no Bin Laden could be found
The President full of seething
Calls his Generals to a meeting
Have you looked under your noses?
Is the question he proposes
Quick smart a search is under way
A General comes back the same day
Oh president you’re the cats pyjamas
You really do have all the answers
Do you know that sneaky toad
Is in a house down the road
Obama calls him a useless bum
(It’s time to get that terror scum)
The SEALS are sent to get their man
From a house in Pakistan
But from behind his wifely shield
Osama Bin Laden does not yield
You’ll not take me you infidel
The SEAL replies you go to hell
You scum this is for 9-11
Then shoots him dead with his weapon”
Papa G.
tags: poem




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