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Jenny Lawson

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Known for her sardonic wit and her hysterically skewed outlook on life, Jenny Lawson has made millions of people question their own sanity, as they found themselves admitting that they, too, often wondered why Jesus wasn't classified as a zombie, or laughed to the point of bladder failure when she accidentally forgot that she mailed herself a cobra. Her blog (www.thebloggess.com) is award-winning and extremely popular.


This week Iwas contacted about possibly beingnext year’s Ziploc spokesperson for upcoming new products. They were very sweet and asked what my fees would be if I was selectedand so I quickly responded in the most professional way possible by clarifying that if the “new products” they’re offering includehome-made waterbeds for cat then I expect royalties, because I inventedthoseyears ago.


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" At first I thought she was too much, but once I got into this bizarre memoir I lol'd through the remainder of it. "
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny  Lawson
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
by Jenny Lawson (Goodreads Author)
read in October, 2011
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I wrote this book so I think I'm required to like it. But I'd like it even if someone else wrote it. Although if they did I'd sue them for stealing my life story.

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“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."
And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.”
Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.”
Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina’s mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I’d be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.”
Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

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Laura the Highland Hussy Hi Jenny!

thanks for accepting my friendvite :)


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