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Matt Ponticello

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I loved writing "How to Beg for Cigarettes." It was fun and I had a lot of laughs while writing it, but there was something inside me that wanted to write a really scary horror story with vampires. so I wrote; "The Sunbottle Stone." a vampire murder thriller. Enjoy! Okay, the vampires are out of my system. Now, Back to laughing out loud with my latest release: "Americana, Boiled Alive in the Me... Read more of this blog post »
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Published on March 20, 2012 15:18 • 148 views • Tags: blood, humor, matt-ponticello, murder, vampires
Average rating: 4.1 · 61 ratings · 15 reviews · 6 distinct works · Similar authors
How to Beg for Cigarettes

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The Poet Blossomed (Poetry)
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Description: SLICKER AND BLUE Slicker and blue, I cannot remember huddling, In my mother’s womb, But I know I am here now, All slicker and blue.
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Description: Chapter 6: Charles receives a visit from Tessa Medori, who is looking for the Sunbottle Stone.
How to Beg for Cigarettes (Humor)
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Description: One business owner's hilarious "Laugh-a-mile-a-minute" romp through America's Inner Cities.
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“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider built its nest in your asshole.”
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“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.”
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message 7: by Sarah

Sarah Hi, thank you for the friend request! (=


Taznim hi Matt,
thanks for the add and good luck with your writing!!!!


VampireNovelFan Thanks for the friendvite, Matt! Best of luck with your work.

VNF
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message 4: by Carly

Carly Hey Matt, Thanks for the friendship :)


Harlequin Books Hello Matt, it is a pleasure to meet you. If you ever have any questions about Harlequin or our books, please feel free to ask.

Kim S, Harlequin Books ambassador


Natasha Thank you for connecting with me on goodreads, I look forward to sharing some good books and some not so good books with you -♥- Sincerely Natasha @ Paranormal Goddess [Book Blog] http://paranormal-goddess.blogspot.com


Kelly/yllektra Thanks for adding me. :)


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