Laurie Notaro
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Notaro brings us a fifth collection of side splitting hilarious essays on her reflections of life, laser hair removal, etc."
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"It's okay," my husband said, shuffling toward his study. "I bought an electric-powered chain saw with a plug-in cord so if I run away fast enough, you can only chase me so far."
— Laurie Notaro (I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl)
— Laurie Notaro (I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl)
"Hadn't one of my all-time favorite reveries been to become a cranky hermit, live unperturbed in my house, and have things brought to me like a monarch or tribal lord?"
— Laurie Notaro
— Laurie Notaro
""Have you ever held a gun before?" the lady whom I was meeting with asked me.
"No, n,: I siad with a little nervous laugh, feeling a little underqualified for the job. "My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.""
— Laurie Notaro (I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl)
"No, n,: I siad with a little nervous laugh, feeling a little underqualified for the job. "My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.""
— Laurie Notaro (I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl)
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