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Noah Baird

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November 18, 1971 in Tampa, Fl., The United States

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Noah Baird wanted to attend the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College, but his grades weren’t good enough (who knew?). However, his grades were good enough to fly for the U.S. Navy (again, who knew?), where he spent 14 years until the government figured out surfers don’t make the best military aviators. He has also tried to be a stand-up comedian in Hawaii for Japanese tourists, where the language barrier really screwed up some great jokes. On the bright side, a sailboat was named after the punchline of one of his jokes.
He has several political satire pieces published on The Spoof under the pen name orioncrew. Noah received his bachelors in Historical and Political Sciences from Chaminade University, where he graduated magn...more




I was lying in bed reading a book one night, when my oldest son came in.


“Dad, I can’t sleep. Can I read in here for a while?”


The answer wasn’t even out of my mouth before he dashed out of the room to fetch the book he had just started reading; the first book of The Spiderwick Chronicles series. He returned to my room, and I set up a pillow for him to lean on. After he had adjusted himself into...

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Published on May 08, 2012 19:15 • 1 view
Average rating: 4.36 · 11 ratings · 6 reviews · 2 distinct works
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith
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Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis
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Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason by Mike Sacks
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Road Dogs by Elmore Leonard
Road Dogs
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Weapons of Magical Destruction by Stan Nicholls
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Sacre Bleu by Christopher Moore
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My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
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Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan
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Sideways by Rex Pickett
Sideways
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