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8 things we probably have in common:

1. Do you have a Starbucks addiction? Let’s form a support group. (I’ll bring the Starbucks.)

2. Ever find yourself at CVS for 30+ minutes? Over here, I’m waving from the vitamin B12 section!

3. Did you remember your CVS ExtraCare card and/or ExtraBucks coupon? Me, neither. We'll get 'em next time, friend.

4. Do you procrastinate as much as I do? It's okay, tell me later.

5. Were you a whale or some other peaceful water mammal in a past life, probably? Hey, there, nice to be on the exact same page as you again.

6. Boo! Sorry if I scared you, do you believe in ghosts? Me, neither. And me, too. Especially when I’m home alone and the furnace sounds like a freaking ghost.

7. Have you ever created a dream board or r
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Jay Clark What can I say? Some guys like a girl who keeps it simple, but I like a girl who can make something out of nothing and then analyze that something she…moreWhat can I say? Some guys like a girl who keeps it simple, but I like a girl who can make something out of nothing and then analyze that something she just made up till we both forget what we were talking about in the first place. To each his own.

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Jay Clark 1. Write every day. Even if it’s booty.
2. Stop telling yourself it’s booty and keep writing until you’re finished going nowhere, per your daily word…more
1. Write every day. Even if it’s booty.
2. Stop telling yourself it’s booty and keep writing until you’re finished going nowhere, per your daily word count.
3. Crap, you haven’t set a daily word count yet? Please do so now. Choose a number that won’t overwhelm you to the point of feeling defeated before you’ve even started. If 500 is good enough for Ernest Hemingway...
4. Don’t move until you’ve finished your daily word count!
5. On second thought, maybe you should do 10 jumping jacks every 25 minutes, because sitting is the new smoking and I’m starting to worry about your blood circulation.
6. When you’re not writing, keep pursuing the other things that inspire you (besides writing), because otherwise you’ll definitely go crazy.
7. Focus on enjoying the process, not getting to the end result, which is never as "all that" as you think it’s going to be. (less)
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1. Write “Sorry I’m not John Green, haha!” in someone’s perfectly adequate Jay Clark book.

2. Get Starbucks on someone’s book and then pretend it’s on purpose because of all the Starbucks references in Finding Mr. Brightside.

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Jay Clark You bet, Becca! Thanks for the reciprocation. ;)


message 2: by Becca

Becca Hi Jay....thanks for your friendvite!


message 1: by Sasha

Sasha Before I Go to Sleep looks very good! I like the choice. Hunger Games is super popular, but oh so good as well!


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