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Danger_Slater is the world’s most flammable writer! He likes to use a lot of exclamation points when he writes! Read his shit! You'll like it!


I'm not going to bury the lead here, people.

This Saturday night (4/20/13) at midnight EST (9 p.m PST) I am going to be doing a LIVE radio interview!

Shawn Misener, the mega-genius behind the bizarro poetry magazine Clutching At Straws has asked me to be a guest on the inaugural episode of Clutching at Straws radio!!!

I'm super excited, somewhat nervous and wholly honored to be a part of this. An... Read more of this blog post »
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Published on April 15, 2013 19:29 • 20 views
Average rating: 4.12 · 110 ratings · 51 reviews · 3 distinct works · Similar authors
Love Me
4.01 of 5 stars 4.01 avg rating — 70 ratings — published 2011 — 4 editions
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4.25 of 5 stars 4.25 avg rating — 24 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
The Zombie Feed, Vol. 1
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4.28 of 5 stars 4.28 avg rating — 18 ratings — published 2011 — 3 editions

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Tall Tales With Short Cocks by Arthur  Graham
" Did I NOT read this? Yes, I HAD read this once before.

Was I drunk? Of course, silly.

Did I like it? I think I really did. But, I did like TTwSCs Vol. 2 and 3, too.

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More AWESOME ins... " Read more of this review »
Love Me by Danger Slater
" As others have gone on about the text, let me just open with how awesome the art in this book is, if you grew up on the original art for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, you will love Shawn Vales art. A bit more whimsical perhaps, but Vales is m... " Read more of this review »
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Before I started writing songs and playing music, I started with poetry. It's not much of a gap, and it's not hard to understand that words are music. That being said, I have an affinity for a good lyric, a good line and god knows...
It doesn't hav... " Read more of this review »
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“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words. They are swept away into the midnight sea. Gone forever. I am bereft.”
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s.penkevich Thanks for the friend request!


message 21: by Susie

Susie Sexton Thanks for the add!


message 20: by Kevis

Kevis Hendrickson Thanks for adding me as your friend, Danger.


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Danger Jenn(ifer) wrote: "excellent answer, new friend!"

Glad you liked it.


Jenn(ifer) excellent answer, new friend!


message 17: by Eden

Eden Prosper Just saw a review for LOVE ME that said "...if you enjoy toilet humor..." and I was sold. Can't wait to read it!


Volatalistic Phil Thanks for the add, Danger! =)


message 15: by Georges

Georges Kariotis ............................. Hi Danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your friendship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Danger Derek wrote: "Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose."

I'll try and be gentle. The safe word is MONOPOLY.


message 13: by Derek

Derek Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose.


message 12: by Steve

Steve Scott Hey Danger, I'm looking forward to reading your book. It looks very cool.


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Anelis Danger wrote: "Thanks. I love your profile pic. What's it from? Or are you a cartoon redhead with freckles and green eyes in real life, because if that's the case, will you marry me?"

I only wish I was. But ok, I have to face the fact that even if I was a cartoon redhead with freckles I'd probably wish I was Jessica Rabbit, so I'll have to learn to compromise either way.

It's made by a brilliant illustrator I found on Deviantart.


message 10: by Anelis

Anelis Hey, thanx for the request. I really dig your reviews!!


message 9: by Danger (last edited Mar 27, 2012 09:59pm)

Danger Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet."

Really? What did I say? Did I invoke the long-form constitution of the Republic of Maldives? I tend to do that alot...


Shovelmonkey1 your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet.


Danger Kate wrote: "Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album nam..."

That is too funny! I'm sharing it on my facebook page right now. Screw off, Rudolph. Eat shit, Frosty. IT'S FRUITCAKE!


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Kate Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album name and I'll be listening to this throughout the weekend. It's my favorite album this time of year CHEERS!


Isairon  Always TARDy XD Hey Danger...Danger Danger - ha ha just like the song XD


Danger Collette wrote: "Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette"


You too. Hello.


Collette Scott Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette


Danger Jarod wrote: "Loved your banana poem! You are a very funny guy"

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed. You're stuff seems interesting too. I'll have to check some of it out. Any suggestions on where to start?


message 1: by Jarod

Jarod Kintz Loved your banana poem! You are a very funny guy


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