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Bradley Sands is an author of bizarro fiction. He wrote TV Snorted My Brain, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, and other books.


My favorite book back in high school was The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. I’ve probably reread it more times than any other book. Working as an editor ruined the book for me. After editing for a while, I just couldn’t deal with reading the book anymore because the prose is a mess. Despite that, it has had a huge impact on my literary tastes. It started me out on...

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Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy
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It Came from Below the Belt
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“Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.”
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“When people dis fantasy—mainstream readers and SF readers alike—they are almost always talking about one sub-genre of fantastic literature. They are talking about Tolkien, and Tolkien's innumerable heirs. Call it 'epic', or 'high', or 'genre' fantasy, this is what fantasy has come to mean. Which is misleading as well as unfortunate.

Tolkien is the wen on the arse of fantasy literature. His oeuvre is massive and contagious—you can't ignore it, so don't even try. The best you can do is consciously try to lance the boil. And there's a lot to dislike—his cod-Wagnerian pomposity, his boys-own-adventure glorying in war, his small-minded and reactionary love for hierarchical status-quos, his belief in absolute morality that blurs moral and political complexity. Tolkien's clichés—elves 'n' dwarfs 'n' magic rings—have spread like viruses. He wrote that the function of fantasy was 'consolation', thereby making it an article of policy that a fantasy writer should mollycoddle the reader.

That is a revolting idea, and one, thankfully, that plenty of fantasists have ignored. From the Surrealists through the pulps—via Mervyn Peake and Mikhael Bulgakov and Stefan Grabiński and Bruno Schulz and Michael Moorcock and M. John Harrison and I could go on—the best writers have used the fantastic aesthetic precisely to challenge, to alienate, to subvert and undermine expectations.

Of course I'm not saying that any fan of Tolkien is no friend of mine—that would cut my social circle considerably. Nor would I claim that it's impossible to write a good fantasy book with elves and dwarfs in it—Michael Swanwick's superb Iron Dragon's Daughter gives the lie to that. But given that the pleasure of fantasy is supposed to be in its limitless creativity, why not try to come up with some different themes, as well as unconventional monsters? Why not use fantasy to challenge social and aesthetic lies?

Thankfully, the alternative tradition of fantasy has never died. And it's getting stronger. Chris Wooding, Michael Swanwick, Mary Gentle, Paul di Filippo, Jeff VanderMeer, and many others, are all producing works based on fantasy's radicalism. Where traditional fantasy has been rural and bucolic, this is often urban, and frequently brutal. Characters are more than cardboard cutouts, and they're not defined by race or sex. Things are gritty and tricky, just as in real life. This is fantasy not as comfort-food, but as challenge.

The critic Gabe Chouinard has said that we're entering a new period, a renaissance in the creative radicalism of fantasy that hasn't been seen since the New Wave of the sixties and seventies, and in echo of which he has christened the Next Wave. I don't know if he's right, but I'm excited. This is a radical literature. It's the literature we most deserve.”
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message 16: by Bradley

Bradley Derek wrote: "Thank you for the add, Mr. Sands! I highly look forward to reading your body of work."

You're welcome, Derek. Nice to meet you.


message 15: by Derek

Derek Thank you for the add, Mr. Sands! I highly look forward to reading your body of work.


message 14: by Bradley

Bradley Lea wrote: "Do my eyes deceive me? Is Bradley Sands finally back? Thank god -- Rico Slade is cool and all, but I'd rather hang out with you."

Yes, I have regained control of my profile with the assistance of explosives.


message 13: by Lea

Lea Do my eyes deceive me? Is Bradley Sands finally back? Thank god -- Rico Slade is cool and all, but I'd rather hang out with you.


message 12: by Minerva

Minerva No.



Please don't kill me.


message 11: by Colin

Colin McKay Miller Hey, I'm a huge Dean Koontz fan and your book is being given away for free. If I win, it'll be cool to tear the pages from your books for use as bookmarks for his next bajillion Brother Odd novels. It's an honor really.


Elizabeth Thank you for adding me and a Belated Happy new Year to ya ......Peace


message 9: by Ruth

Ruth Khanna Thanks for adding me to your friends list!


Bert  Santibanez Hey Bradley, would you consider yourself a man of good artistic taste? If so, I'm definately looking through your reads. By the way, I hope your new project is going well. Sometime ago, I read on your blog, you were furiously working on it. When it comes out, I'm definately purchasing a copy, truely.


Jessica well if you have any florky stories, pls tell me! I haven't been on there long...it's definitely an awkward site, it's kind of charming in its primitive backwardness, but I'm hardly a long-timer there..
cheers,
j.


message 6: by Saleh

Saleh Hi.What We Talk About When We Talk About Love?PLZ Answer The Question In My Profile.


message 5: by Bill

Bill Glover Thank you for the friend invitation. I dug the "It Came From Below the Belt" excerpt. It's on my to-read list.


Bert  Santibanez Hey Bradley, thanks for thanking people. Regardless, i'm glad i found the site. I've been reading Raymond Carver, too. I'm nearly done with "What we talk about when we talk about love." i notice you're reading "Where I'm Coming From." Yeah, my technologically advanced computer will automatically inform me on your review when it comes. its wonderous thing. peace, Bradley.


Jordan The question is.. are YOU watching the Karate Kid Part III?




Jeremy I want to apologize for the all the recommendations from me today. I wanted to share the Stoker Award news, and I only pressed the send button once--I'm not sure what happened.

Argh...this is terrible...

Again, I'm very sorry.

-Jeremy


Jeremy Hi Bradley!

Here’s wishing you a nifty New Year filled with noiseless noses, neato nicknames, noble Nebraskans, gnarly narcoleptic nebulas, and novel novels about nut-eating narwhals and novercaphobic gnats.

-Jeremy :)


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