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Bradley Sands

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url
http://www.goodreads.com/bradley_sands

born
December 28, 1978

gender
male

place of birth
The United States

website

genre
Literature & Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Humor

influences
Steve Aylett, Grant Morrison, Mark Leyner, Raymond Chandler, Robert Anton Wilson, Woody Allen, Airplane, British comedies on TV, Strangers with Candy, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Danger Mouse

member since
December 2007


about this author

Bradley Sands writes absurdist comedies that demolish the walls of reality. He lives in Boulder, CO, where he edits the lit journal, Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens. He experienced enlightenment after walking into a bookstore and being shocked to see his picture on the cover of Your Four-Year-Old: Wild and Wonderful.




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dreams are boring

First full day of writing program classes. Very busy. Just finished my homework for the night. Feels weird to type "homework."

Yesterday, I heard a recording of Allen Ginsberg. Last night, had a dream where I was sitting next to Alan Ginsberg in the audience of a Quiz show. Jack Kerouac was a contestant. A sorta flapper version of Paris Hilton was playing. She was molesting Jack Kerouac. He was not...more
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avg rating: 4.13 | 110 ratings | 22 reviews | 7 distinct works | 5 fans
Bust Down The Door and Eat All... Bust Down The Door and Eat All The Chickens (issue 6)
by Bradley Sands (Goodreads author) (Editor), D. Harlan Wilson (Goodreads author) Stephen Graham Jones
avg rating 4.33 — 30 ratings — published 2007
my rating:
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The Bizarro Starter Kit The Bizarro Starter Kit
by Steve Aylett, Bradley Sands (Goodreads author) Jeremy C. Shipp (Goodreads author)
avg rating 4.10 — 30 ratings — published 2007
my rating:
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Bust Down The Door and Eat All... Bust Down The Door and Eat All The Chickens (issue 8)
by Bradley Sands (Goodreads author) (Editor), D. Harlan Wilson (Goodreads author) Rhys Hughes (Goodreads author)
avg rating 4.04 — 26 ratings — published 2008
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It Came from Below the Belt It Came from Below the Belt
by Bradley Sands (Goodreads author)
avg rating 3.82 — 17 ratings — published 2006
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Dragons With Cancer Dragons With Cancer
by Mike Young (Editor), Bradley Sands (Goodreads author) (Editor) Sam Pink (Contributor)
avg rating 4.40 — 5 ratings — published 2009
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Bust Down the Door and Eat All... Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens: Issue 5
by Carlton Mellick III, Steve Rasnic Tem D. Harlan Wilson (Goodreads author)
avg rating 4.50 — 2 ratings — published 2009
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Bust Down the Door and Eat All... Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens: Issue 6
by Jeremy C. Shipp (Goodreads author), Joey Goebel Stephen Graham Jones
avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2009
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I have been blogging (Biographies & Memoirs)
1 chapters   —   updated 04/27/2008 09:02AM
description: bloggity blog blog
New (free) issue of Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens (Literature & Fiction)
1 chapters   —   updated 01/14/2008 02:24AM
description: Lit zine
It Came from Below the Belt (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated 01/02/2008 09:18PM
description: Novel excerpt
How to Write A Short Story! (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated 01/02/2008 09:17PM
description: Essay published by The Dream People
Abridged Version (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated 01/02/2008 09:17PM
description: Short story published by The Dream People
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Phone Rings 06/08 Bradley is currently reading:
Phone Rings (Paperback)
by Stephen Dixon
bookshelves: currently-reading, from-library
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728016 Bradley wrote: "It's a journal. You can get it here: http://www.absurdistjournal.com/current....

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June 28
AM/PM Bradley gave 4 of 5 stars to:
AM/PM (Paperback)
by Amelia Gray (Goodreads author)
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June 25
Monkey Puzzle #7 Bradley marked as to-read:
Monkey Puzzle #7 (Paperback)
by Nate Jordon (Goodreads author), Junior Burke Akilah Oliver
my rating:
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June 22
A Jello Horse Bradley gave 5 of 5 stars to:
A Jello Horse (Paperback)
by Matthew Simmons (Goodreads author)
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June 20
Pygmy Bradley gave 2 of 5 stars to:
Pygmy (Hardcover)
by Chuck Palahniuk
my rating:
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The Paris Stories Bradley marked as to-read:
The Paris Stories (Paperback)
by Laird Hunt
my rating:
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June 10
The Failure Six Bradley marked as to-read:
The Failure Six (Paperback)
by Shane Jones (Goodreads author)
my rating:
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June 08
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728016 Bradley wrote: "I'm reading Telephone Rings next. Considering buying a used copy of his collected stories rather tha...more "

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message 12: by Ruth
05/17/2009 10:13AM

2278610 Thanks for adding me to your friends list!


message 11: by Minimalfolk
02/04/2009 11:34PM

1254046 Hey Bradley, would you consider yourself a man of good artistic taste? If so, I'm definately looking through your reads. By the way, I hope your new project is going well. Sometime ago, I read on your blog, you were furiously working on it. When it comes out, I'm definately purchasing a copy, truely.


message 10: by Jessica
01/15/2009 09:29AM

777369 well if you have any florky stories, pls tell me! I haven't been on there long...it's definitely an awkward site, it's kind of charming in its primitive backwardness, but I'm hardly a long-timer there..
cheers,
j.


message 9: by Brooklyn
01/06/2009 06:35PM

1143708 Yup. One of my sing-songy poems. Hope I didn't have any part of your unpleasant dream. :(


message 8: by Brooklyn
01/06/2009 11:31AM

1143708 Hi Bradley Sands. xx


message 7: by Saleh
12/27/2008 12:35AM

362086 Hi.What We Talk About When We Talk About Love?PLZ Answer The Question In My Profile.


message 6: by Bill
12/15/2008 04:46PM

1772479 Thank you for the friend invitation. I dug the "It Came From Below the Belt" excerpt. It's on my to-read list.


message 5: by A.F.
09/12/2008 12:38PM

1169150 Thanks for making me your friend, Bradley.


message 4: by Minimalfolk
06/23/2008 03:16PM

1254046 Hey Bradley, thanks for thanking people. Regardless, i'm glad i found the site. I've been reading Raymond Carver, too. I'm nearly done with "What we talk about when we talk about love." i notice you're reading "Where I'm Coming From." Yeah, my technologically advanced computer will automatically inform me on your review when it comes. its wonderous thing. peace, Bradley.


message 3: by Jordan
06/05/2008 02:36PM

1118033 The question is.. are YOU watching the Karate Kid Part III?




message 2: by Jeremy
01/23/2008 06:39PM

630905 I want to apologize for the all the recommendations from me today. I wanted to share the Stoker Award news, and I only pressed the send button once--I'm not sure what happened.

Argh...this is terrible...

Again, I'm very sorry.

-Jeremy


message 1: by Jeremy
12/30/2007 11:57PM

630905 Hi Bradley!

Here’s wishing you a nifty New Year filled with noiseless noses, neato nicknames, noble Nebraskans, gnarly narcoleptic nebulas, and novel novels about nut-eating narwhals and novercaphobic gnats.

-Jeremy :)


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