Cara Lynn Shultz's Blog
July 7, 2015
There is a MAJOR problem with the movie Independence Day.
And I’m not going to talk about the whole virus-uploading thing. I’m going to talk about RANDY QUAID (forever referred to as Randy Quaid and not by his character’s name, because if I said, “Let’s talk about Russell Casse,” you’d ask, “Who?” and I’d say, “Randy Quaid”).
I’m going to talk about how everyone treats him like a crazy person because he says he was abducted by aliens.
During an alien invasion.
Where we are expected to believe aliens are real and invading.
I get it, he’s a drunk mess, he gets fired a lot, and he has the whole “loose cannon” vibe going on. He’s probably Charlie from It’s Always Sunny’s dad or long-lost uncle.
But come on. Aliens are invading. Is it that much of a reach? The guy saves the world, after all.
July 4, 2015
The record number of hot dogs eaten at the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Also? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
June 29, 2015
June 26, 2015
I absolutely love being married.
Dave and I didn’t have a traditional wedding, but we still had a wedding. No one questioned our right to stand up in front of our friends and family and make a promise and a commitment to each other. Here’s the thing about marriage: It changes the dynamic of a relationship. It makes it stronger. It makes it more profound.
And anyone who wants to deny that right — yes, it’s a RIGHT — to two people who are in love are in the wrong. I’m so, so happy that marriage for ALL is now legal.
And on another note … I wonder how many dudes who told their girlfriends “Oh, I’ll marry you when it’s legal for everyone” are now crapping their pants.
June 24, 2015
I have never related to a cartoon as much as I relate to this one.
June 4, 2015
June 2, 2015
May 31, 2015
May 29, 2015
Seriously, though, I can’t watch that part.