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Max Scratchmann

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Max Scratchmann is an illustrator and writer of humour.


I bought myself a Union Jack, in plastic, from Hong Kong,

And a Thai-made string of bunting, but the colours were all wrong,

I bought some Spanish strawberries and some thick Egyptian cream,

To celebrate the Jubilee, a truly British dream.



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Illustration 101 - Streetwi...
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Chucking It All
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Bad Girls - Eight Noir Stories
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Chucking It All (Travel)
1 chapters   —   updated Sep 24, 2010 02:33pm
Description: Follow the warts-and-all adventures of urban misanthrope, Max Scratchmann, as he valiantly tries to forge a new life in the windswept Orkney islands, and grumbles his way through unending winters with 18-hour nights, nocturnal visits from drunken farmers and booty calls from desperate divorcees.
Tofu (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated Sep 23, 2010 01:55pm
Description: Humorous verse
Watching with Mother (Humor)
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Description: Humorous verse
You Dog You (Humor)
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Description: Short story

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Danny 2.2 - Eilean Mhor by Chancery Stone
" Danny 2.2 Eilean Mhor, the third part of the Danny Quadrilogy, is my favorite installment so far. There's finally a bit of peace and happiness for Danny on this small island in Scotland. Unfortunately it comes so early in the novel that you fear i... "
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Max Scratchmann made a comment on You Dog You:
"Thanks, Stella! Check out my blog at http://comicpoems.wordpress.com/ "
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"I pull back the hastily tacked-up curtain on our new bedroom window and look out at the unbelievable" …more
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"Tofu is a wonder food with a wonderful appeal,
And it makes for a nourishing afternoon meal,
It’s nutr" …more
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"So tell me a story about Jackanory and write your name in the sand,
The TV show, it had to go, it slo" …more
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"Rover, Rover, here boy, good dog!

Oh God save us, the dog thought as he rolled over to get his tummy" …more
Animal Farm by George Orwell To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss Danny by Chancery Stone
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Adobe Photoshop Master Class by Amy Standen
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Love this book - techy stuff with great art to appreciate. What's not to like
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