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avg rating: 3.50 | 3,198 ratings | 462 reviews | 14 distinct works | 9 fans

	Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini by Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg avg rating 3.35 — 1,331 ratings — published 2005 9 editions	my rating:
	Et Tu, Babe by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.77 — 429 ratings — published 1993 5 editions	my rating:
	My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.56 — 402 ratings — published 1990 3 editions	my rating:
	Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour by Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg avg rating 3.55 — 326 ratings — published 2006 6 editions	my rating:
	The Tetherballs of Bougainville by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.68 — 281 ratings — published 1997 2 editions	my rating:
	Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.50 — 149 ratings — published 1995 3 editions	my rating:
	I Smell Esther Williams: And Other Stories by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.42 — 144 ratings — published 1983 4 editions	my rating:
	Let's Play Doctor: The Instant Guide To Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D. by Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg avg rating 3.12 — 17 ratings — published 2008 2 editions	my rating:
	A Dream Date With Di by Mark Leyner avg rating 3.33 — 3 ratings — published 1996	my rating:
	Mégalomachine by Mark Leyner, Claro (Traduction) avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published 2004 2 editions	my rating:

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quotes by Mark Leyner

"You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving."
— Mark Leyner (I Smell Esther Williams: And Other Stories)

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"Do it, my fellow Americans! Do it for every adolescent
anomic skank genius cloistered in his room, getting cranked,
rabidly humping his sampler as he confects some heretical,
monstrous persona for himself and dreams of an orgiastic,
blood-soaked apocalypse. Yes, the /impudence!/ We have
/nothing/ in this life of suffocating obligation but our
own motherfucking impudence! For God's sake, give us this
day our motherfucking big-dick impudence!!"
— Mark Leyner (The Tetherballs of Bougainville)

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"Yo! You’re my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I’d have asked for it, Motherfucker!"
— Mark Leyner (The Tetherballs of Bougainville)

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