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Marie Simas

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I worked as a copywriter for many years, and finally started writing humor essays in 2008. I released my first book in 2009, "Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?"-- the book has done well in the UK (it was the bestselling Kindle humor book for over two months). I now write full-time. I live in Las Vegas with my family. Feel free to send me a message.


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Average rating: 3.08 · 417 ratings · 43 reviews · 2 distinct works · Similar authors
Do Tampons Take Your Virgin...
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This book was written from the viewpoint of an investigative reporter-- that's how it reads. I found it hard to put down, and there were places where I laughed out loud (like the chapter when an employee is mimicking an imaginary crack-pipe). But oth ...more
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Hilarious-- humor writing at its best. In case you've been living under a rock for the last few months, this book is a breakout bestseller. It's a children's book designed for adults. Every parent understands what Adam is talking about. You will laug ...more
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This book is great. It really kept me guessing, and it was exciting the whole way through-- lots of plot twists. Really great writing.
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“Human life is a passage - it's simply a crossing to somewhere else. Most people stay on the highway, but some choose to go off-road.

Don't ever be afraid to drive off the road and into the grass. You never know what you might find there. And don't regret your choices. We all make mistakes, and sometimes they'll be huge ones. But don't despair. In the long run you'll travel so far down the road that you won't be able to see those mistakes behind you. Just put one foot in front of the other, and you'll do just fine.”
Marie Simas, Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?: A Catholic Girl's Memoir

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
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“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
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