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Dear Reader,

I am Jessica de la Davies. I am choosing NOT to write in the third person as it feels like an exercise in ego-masterbation. I am not against ego-masterbation, it's just that I'm not in the mood today as I have a headache.

I have spent my life in the arts and now you are now going to be subjected to the highlights (Don't say I didn't warn you!) of my trippy life.

With a pen in one hand and a dishrag in the other, I have spent the past decade writing for a variety of publications including a humorous monthly column for The Artful Mind.

I am an award winning writer.

My articles and stories have appeared in The Berkshire Beacon, The Women’s Times, Yogafit Magazine, Pride of Pageantry Magazine, EPIC to name a few. (I also write poetr...more


My oldest child, Chris, is going away to a sleep away summer camp for an entire month. I want to have Kat Von D tattoo the words, “Handle With Care” on his forehead, but Chris won’t even consider it even though I offered to pay for the tattoo!
I feel sad as Chris packs his sleeping bag, his flannel shirts, his favorite baseball cap, our flat screen TV, our family computer, the contents of the pa... read more »
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Published on August 30, 2011 18:36 • 254 views • Tags: author, blog, book, city, davies, de-la-davies, jessica, jessica-de-la-davies, kat-von-d, lipstick, read, sex, slippery-when-wet, tattoos, write, writer
Average rating: 5.00 · 1 rating · 1 review · 1 distinct work
Slippery When Wet!
5.0 of 5 stars 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2010 — 2 editions
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Slippery When Wet! by Jessica de la Davies excerpt (Literature & Fiction)
1 chapters   —   updated Aug 30, 2011 06:40pm
Description: a CHEEKY title for a SAUCY book-on Amazon.com, Book-a-Million and on Kindle USA, UK, Germany!
Slippery When Wet! by Jessica de la Davies (Literature & Fiction)
1 chapters   —   updated Sep 15, 2010 01:41am
Description: A CHEEKY title for a SAUCY book--I wrote this novel with a dust rag in one hand and a pen in the other. Slippery When Wet! takes a hilarious swipe at today's suburban life. It's the perfect book for anyone who's been married, gained weight on a diet, been divorced, adores sex, enjoys Swiffering and wears tight underpants.
Show Me The Money! (Arts & Photography)
1 chapters   —   updated Apr 15, 2010 07:28pm
Description: Invest in art? Whaaaat...but...Hmmmm. The Art of Purchasing Art-there we go!
To Answer or Not To Answer...That is the Question (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated Apr 08, 2010 12:02am
Description: An excerpt from my novel "Slippery When Wet!"-a cheeky title for a SAUCY novel about a housewife on the edge. Veronica Twist dreams of running away with Mr. Clean and her hobby is Swiffering! This novel will be out next month and is book 1 of 3.
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The Official Author Review: I wept, I laughed-Pepsi shot out of my nose! This review is rated R for ridiculous by me, Jessica de la Davies. :D
Jessica Davies is on page 33 of 237 of Fire in the Soul: Love this book so far!
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"My oldest child, Chris, is going away to a sleep away summer camp for an entire month. I want to have Kat Von D tattoo the words, “Handle With Care” on his forehead, but Chris won’t even consider ..."   ...read it »
"Good art should provoke a reaction...so should a title. 'Nuff said!

XOXO,
Jessica de la Davies
"Slippery When Wet!"-a CHEEKY title for a SAUCY book!
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More of Jessica's books…
“If the world stops spinning, slowing to a crawl. I will continue to dream of you. Until, I no longer dream at all.”
Jessica de la Davies, Slippery When Wet!

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
Mae West

“If the world stops spinning, slowing to a crawl. I will continue to dream of you. Until, I no longer dream at all.”
Jessica de la Davies, Slippery When Wet!

“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“Peace begins with a smile..”
Mother Teresa

“I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.”
Gilda Radner

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message 3: by Steve

Steve Opperman Hello, Jessica. Thank you so much for adding me as a friend here on Good Reads. I hope we will share many adventures together.


message 2: by Stacy

Stacy Juba Hi Jessica, thank you for adding me as a friend.


Lauren Dear Jessica,

thanks for the friend request! Lauren


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