Caris O'Malley





Caris O'Malley

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The O'Malley bows to no one! But he humbly thanks:

-his lovely and patient family for encouraging his writing habit.

-the committee that created his current website.


Caris O'Malley on his process: "Well, there's plenty of time for research. But facts get in the way of my fiction. I need my precious lies."


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Pericles

Pericles by William Shakespeare

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Oh, Pericles, you goofy fuck of a play.


If Titus Andronicus was Shakespeare's Hellraiser, Pericles is his Hellraiser III: a shitty, canonically insulting pseudo-comedy that likely had no input whatsoever from Clive Barker…er…I mean, William Shakespeare. It was as if its creator(s) started with a solid concept, but then decided it didn't hav...

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Published on April 06, 2012 16:34 • 50 views
Average rating: 3.96 · 134 ratings · 74 reviews · 2 distinct works
The Egg Said Nothing
3.96 of 5 stars 3.96 avg rating — 125 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions
My rating:
didn't like it it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing
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The Magazine of Bizarro Fic...
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2011
My rating:
didn't like it it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing
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“I am the O'Malley and I will not take your shit.”
Caris O'Malley

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”
Caris O'Malley, The Egg Said Nothing

“Can we really put Ben (hereby representing all men) on such a pedestal? Having tamed those beasts set aside for him, is it not like Ben to seek out that which has historically (regardless of how brief a history) been set aside for women? Woolf criticizes the masculine in her work with the repetition of the phrases uttered by that inconsiderate individual who makes the claim that women cannot paint or write. Is Ben not committing the same crime as that unfortunate character?

In stating "[b]etter like this, bitch," Ben employs a word that I would consider to be demasculinizing, rather than feminine. In using the word bitch, he seizes this scholarly investigation and, if you will, pisses on it, claiming it as his own. His statement is an outright challenge. This is a book I stole from women, and I urinated on it. You'd better appreciate my conquest or I will also urinate on you.”
Caris O'Malley

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