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Mark A. Rayner

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Mark acquired his super-powers on the day he was bitten by a radioactive baboon.

His grandfather had taken him to a petting zoo near Mark's home town of London (the other one, in Canada) and the ten-year old had been delighted to discover that there were monkeys. The only thing that would have made him happier was the presence of pirates, but the pirate petting zoo had been forced out of business earlier that year because of all the hook-related litigation.

Shortly after his mauling by the red-assed, Old World monkey, Mark began to exhibit his new super-powers. First mimicry, then copious hair growth, and finally, the storytelling. All three powers drove his family crazy.

Despite these gifts, he survived the 70s and 80s. (In fact, he is still...more


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Ever wondered what might happen if your therapist was replaced by a pirate? Or how disquieting it would be to receive postcards from your future self? If William Shatner was elected President of the United States, what would his inaugural address sound like? Mark...more

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Savannah Mark, thank you for the friendship.


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Mark Rayner Rasmenia wrote: "Hi Mark!

Thanks for adding me!

Yes, I adore Vonnegut. Favorite? I'm not sure I'm able to come up with an answer for that, though. ;)

I dig the bio - made me laugh. Even thought I shouldn't. I kn..."


It was an unfair question. And thanks right back at you!


Rasmenia Massoud Hi Mark!

Thanks for adding me!

Yes, I adore Vonnegut. Favorite? I'm not sure I'm able to come up with an answer for that, though. ;)

I dig the bio - made me laugh. Even thought I shouldn't. I know that radioactive baboons are a serious matter... especially when they get all feisty & bitey.

Cheers!
Ras


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Mark Rayner Leila wrote: "Hello Mark!
Thank you for adding me :) I'm glad you enjoyed the Slaughterhouse-Five entry, even though it mostly consisted of quotes. It's a great book with so many re-citable parts. I haven't read..."


I wouldn't do that -- it's perfect. You've probably already read it, but Cat's Cradle has lots of quotable bits too!


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Leila Hello Mark!
Thank you for adding me :) I'm glad you enjoyed the Slaughterhouse-Five entry, even though it mostly consisted of quotes. It's a great book with so many re-citable parts. I haven't read anything else by Vonnegut but I am definitely planning to (as soon as I've finished my reading challenge). As for the picture, it's not really though you're not the first one to comment on it :| The photo is actually from Pride and Prejudice (with Keira Knightley). I love the actress and the book and film so I wanted to use the picture. I guess maybe I should change it to another one just to avoid confusion :( Oh well.

Take care :)


maricar hi Mark! thanks for the friend invitation and the comment about the review:)

I hope to read more Vonnegut, too...but am a bit swamped these days hehe.

have a good day, happy reading and good luck with the writing ^_^


message 4: by Tara

Tara Thanks for the friendship Mark!


Roxanne Thanks for being a friend.


message 2: by Mark

Mark Rayner Ah, caught me!


message 1: by Mike

Mike Philbin hi Mark,

good book synergy

:)


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