Justin Halpern





Justin Halpern

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Samuel Halpern


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I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

In the pic, I am on the far right and dad is one the far left. That's a friend between us.


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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving." read more »
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Published on November 11, 2010 12:22 • 347 views
Average rating: 3.98 · 24,352 ratings · 3,819 reviews · 3 distinct works
Sh*t My Dad Says
3.98 of 5 stars 3.98 avg rating — 24,215 ratings — published 2009 — 21 editions
My rating:
didn't like it it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing
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I Suck at Girls
3.9 of 5 stars 3.90 avg rating — 283 ratings — published 2012 — 5 editions
My rating:
didn't like it it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing
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Mom Says I'm Handsome
0.0 of 5 stars 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2012
My rating:
didn't like it it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing
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“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
Justin Halpern

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
Justin Halpern

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