Justin Halpern
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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."
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Shit My Dad Says   3.99 avg rating — 17,913 ratings
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2009
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19 editions
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Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern, Sean Schemmel  4.40 avg rating — 20 ratings
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2010
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I Suck at Girls CD: I Suck at Girls CD 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
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2012
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I Suck at Girls 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
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2012
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Unt*tled 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
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2012
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“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
― Justin Halpern, Shit My Dad Says
― Justin Halpern, Shit My Dad Says
“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
― Justin Halpern
― Justin Halpern
“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
― Justin Halpern
― Justin Halpern
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