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Steve Lowe

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Steve Lowe is the author of a handful of Bizarro books, including MUSCLE MEMORY, KING OF THE PERVERTS, and SAMURAI VS. ROBO-DICK. His next book, YOU ARE SLOTH! is forthcoming in 2013 from Eraserhead Press. He is not a good dancer, but makes delicious fried chicken. People like him because they feel like that's the right thing to do.


I issued a challenge on Facebook yesterday.I wanted to giveaway a copy of my first book, Muscle Memory, so Iproposed this:


“A signed & personalized paperback copy of my first bookwill go to the first person who writes a NEW Amazon review of one of my other books. The review must be at least 243 words long, be partially written in a foreign language (different from your own normal language,...

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Average rating: 4.09 · 359 ratings · 165 reviews · 10 distinct works · Similar authors
Muscle Memory
4.01 of 5 stars 4.01 avg rating — 127 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions
King of the Perverts
4.31 of 5 stars 4.31 avg rating — 32 ratings — published 2012
Muscle Memory 2: More Muscl...
4.17 of 5 stars 4.17 avg rating — 24 ratings — published 2011
Wolves Dressed as Men
3.83 of 5 stars 3.83 avg rating — 35 ratings — published 2010 — 3 editions
Samurai Vs. Robo-Dick
4.18 of 5 stars 4.18 avg rating — 11 ratings — published 2012
Long Live The New Flesh: Ye...
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4.48 of 5 stars 4.48 avg rating — 42 ratings — published 2010
Dead Bait
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3.84 of 5 stars 3.84 avg rating — 44 ratings — published 2009 — 2 editions
A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre
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3.93 of 5 stars 3.93 avg rating — 27 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions
Toe Tags 2: Blood and Bizarro
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4.85 of 5 stars 4.85 avg rating — 13 ratings — published 2010
Abomination Magazine (Issue...
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2012
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Muscle Memory - an excerpt (Humor)
1 chapters   —   updated Dec 30, 2010 07:54am
Description: The first five pages of my bizarro comedy novella from Eraserhead Press.
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"My review of David W. Barbee's A TOWN CALLED SUCKHOLE. Good time to relive this one as I'm halfway through David's next book, THUNDERPUSSY.

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"Pam (E.P. Scott) wrote: "Hi Steve,

So, um...well, with a reply to my "how do you know me" like the one you gave... LMFAO... how can I not accept.

Thx f
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"I'm actually going to be in Cincinnati in a few weeks to give a live reading of the alligator fuckhouse. So that should prove to be rather interesting...more "
King of the Perverts by Steve  Lowe
" ★★★★ King of the Perverts by Steve Lowe
This is a R2R, that was given to me in exchange for my honest opinion. So, Cage your sloth!

So as I seat by my window, overlooking the water, in only my sloth knee highs " Read more of this review »
The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
" I liked the book, although it was weird as hell. It's certainly open to interpretation. I'll be interested in what I think if I can remember to read it again in a year or 5. Right now, I'm seeing it as a horror love story, a man's complete emascul... " Read more of this review »
Killing Floor by Lee Child
" This reads like an '80s action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A big tough ex-military guy drifts into a small town and is sucked into uncovering a vast criminal conspiracy through completely unbelievable coincidences. - Check.

Hero has a cool... " Read more of this review »
Steve Lowe made a comment in the group The Book Review ExchangeCrime/Mystery topic
"Nancy wrote: "You had me with meth and catfish. Just added it to my shelf. Great review!"

Excellent (and thanks!)
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"Jim wrote: "Either the story sucks me in like a tornado or it vomits on me. I can't imagine anything in between."

That's a pretty fair assessment. Main...more
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message 55: by Steve

Steve Lowe Pam (E.P. Scott) wrote: "Hi Steve,

So, um...well, with a reply to my "how do you know me" like the one you gave... LMFAO... how can I not accept.

Thx for the friendvite :)
Cheers
P"


HOORAY FOR FRIENDS! WOO HOO! What time should I come over for lunch? And, can you drive me to the airport tomorrow?


Pam (E.P. Scott) Hi Steve,

So, um...well, with a reply to my "how do you know me" like the one you gave... LMFAO... how can I not accept.

Thx for the friendvite :)
Cheers
P


message 53: by Brad (last edited Aug 27, 2012 06:14am)

Brad Thought you'd get a kick out of Kelly's review, although the comment thread might give you an even bigger kick.


message 52: by Renetta

Renetta Steve wrote: "Renetta wrote: "Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!"

Nope, not gonna do that. ..."


That's great! If I kept a diary I would swear that you were peeking. I do the same, I figure any day now it will start working out for me.


message 51: by Steve

Steve Lowe Renetta wrote: "Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!"

Nope, not gonna do that. Strategy and I don't go together very well. I pin all my life hopes on random, dumb luck seeing me through.


message 50: by Renetta

Renetta Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!


message 49: by Robby

Robby On with the friendship, Steve; Thanks.


message 48: by Aaron

Aaron How did I get a notification with just your name and handsome face?


message 47: by Steve (last edited Jan 05, 2012 06:38am)

Steve Lowe *Dr S wrote: "“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Let our resolution be to stay happy, stay healthy, be nice to our friends in 2012. Self-help and sp..."

Dude... fuck off.


*Dr S  Dhillon “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Let our resolution be to stay happy, stay healthy, be nice to our friends in 2012. Self-help and spiritual series. "Printed Editions" are now available under $10. http://bitly.com/rLLgLo http://amzn.to/dMBLWW


message 45: by Lorian

Lorian Jones hey can u comment my new pics i need ur true opinions bout them i want 2 kno wat u see and wat is saying 2 u
and also pleaz have ur friends may leave a comments on my pics

Thanx u!!! :)


message 44: by Steve

Steve Lowe Robin wrote: "Just ordered Muscle Memory as an early birthday present for myself. Hopefully it will be a fun read."

Sweet, Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy it.


message 43: by Robin

Robin Just ordered Muscle Memory as an early birthday present for myself. Hopefully it will be a fun read.


message 42: by Matthew

Matthew Vaughn Its kind of funny, I thought we were already friends on here. Anyway, Muscle Memory is finally shipping from Amazon, so I'm pretty excited


message 41: by Steve

Steve Lowe Caitlin wrote: "Hey, thanks for the friend request!"

My pleasure - I love Hello Kidney!


message 40: by Caitlin

Caitlin Hey, thanks for the friend request!


message 39: by Craig

Craig a.k.a Meatstack Thanks for the friend request.


message 38: by Caris

Caris I am pleased with Frankenfish. You've officially made par.


message 37: by Caris

Caris You put the "subpar" in subpar."


message 36: by Caris

Caris Goddamnit, Steve. I just saw the labels you gave each of us on the book deal site. Do you know how much time I've spent watching those shitty SyFy originals? Do you? And you stick me with Octomom? You're a subpar human being.


Flannery 1,100 friends? We'll see about this. You seem like you might be a good source for weird or sicky shit recs - I'm into that.


message 34: by Erin

Erin Jamison Thanks for the friendship Steve!


message 33: by Tiziana

Tiziana Nice suspenders! Brings back such fun memories!


message 32: by April

April Steve,
I got my signed copy of Wolves Dressed as Men, thank you so much! I enjoyed it! I am looking forward to reading Muscle Memory.

So many books....so little time, well there is time if I don't want to clean, cook, eat......


message 31: by Steve

Steve Lowe Sangria3 wrote: "I love everything your write! You're hilarious! :D"

Thanks!


message 30: by Sangria

Sangria I love everything your write! You're hilarious! :D


message 29: by Sabrina

Sabrina Waddle Thanks for the friend request Steve....


message 28: by David

David Katzman Dude! i just ordered Wolves from B&N. cheers.


message 27: by Steve

Steve Lowe Cheryl wrote: "Thanks for the friend request."

My pleasure. Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but for some reason, I'm not getting notifications when people comment on my profile.


message 26: by Cheryl

Cheryl Thanks for the friend request.


message 25: by Steve

Steve Lowe G N wrote: "All the bizarro best in 2011, Steve!"

Same to you, G N!


Scribble Orca All the bizarro best in 2011, Steve!


message 23: by Steve

Steve Lowe Jasmine wrote: "holy shit your book is amazing, and I'm only 20 pages in"

Awesome! I love that it has elicited Holy Shit from you!


message 22: by Jasmine

Jasmine holy shit your book is amazing, and I'm only 20 pages in


message 21: by Steve

Steve Lowe Sam wrote: "Oh, why thank you, Steve :) Skorts=death. LOL."

My pleasure. Fuckin' skorts...


Scribble Orca Tame wolves? Looks like the right place to ease into...erotica rating notwithstanding.


message 19: by Steve

Steve Lowe G N wrote: "Wolves dressed as men masquerading as lambs to the slaughterhouse of memory. Gobbets of bizarro await me...."

Nice... Though the Wolves will be fairly void of bizarro gobbets...


Scribble Orca Wolves dressed as men masquerading as lambs to the slaughterhouse of memory. Gobbets of bizarro await me....


message 17: by Jasmine (last edited Dec 01, 2010 01:01pm)

Jasmine guess whose book I bought today?

jonathan safran foer's...

yours also made it onto my credit card somehow.


What kind of bookstore is it?

barnes and noble


message 16: by Steve

Steve Lowe Jasmine wrote: "yay. I ordered your book into the store today so I can read it."

Wow, thanks! That's so cool of you. What kind of bookstore is it?


message 15: by Jasmine

Jasmine yay. I ordered your book into the store today so I can read it.


message 14: by Steve

Steve Lowe Jasmine wrote: "hi friend of caris!"

Hi Jasmine. I know this is like a week late, but blame my absentmindedness.


message 13: by Steve

Steve Lowe K.I. wrote: "HOLA!"

Hi KI!


message 12: by Steve

Steve Lowe Miriam wrote: "In addition to the geographic coincidence, I see we have almost the same birthday."

Ha! Sweet. It's a small Interwebs after all.


message 11: by Miriam

Miriam In addition to the geographic coincidence, I see we have almost the same birthday.


message 10: by Jasmine

Jasmine hi friend of caris!


message 9: by Steve

Steve Lowe Kate wrote: "Thanks Steve for your comment regarding Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy. I'm going to add it to my next Amazon order, since I totally need something funny after trudging my way through [bo..."

No problem. I wouldn't have mentioned it if I didn't plan on buying a copy myself.


message 8: by Kate

Kate Thanks Steve for your comment regarding Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy. I'm going to add it to my next Amazon order, since I totally need something funny after trudging my way through My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes! LOL!


message 7: by Derek

Derek Schneider Thanks for adding me and you have my condolences (I see your a Cubs fan). GO REDS!!


message 6: by Jesse

Jesse Hanson Thanks for adding me to your friends, Steve. jesse


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