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Etienne Guerin DeForest

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March 22, 1979 in Lansing, MI, The United States

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I was a college-educated, corporate staff accountant, climbing the career ladder towards that dream CFO job. Then 2009 happened.... Like many Americans I lost my job, and that very same night I woke up screaming from an intense zombie nightmare. So at 4am I got out of bed and starting writing a book about how to kick zombie ass. I also started drinking… ALOT... The result was my first book.

After selling a shitload of books (and netting a shitload of bad reviews in the process), I started Bizarro Press with the goal of promoting books by others. Mercifully, this would allow me to finally stop torturing the general public with my own.

It was the dumbest decision I’ve ever made. I had no idea I’d be working 60-70 hours a week when I started thi...more


Brian Keene read my book and had the decency to not trash it. This gives me a boner. http://www.librarything.com/catalog/B... read more »
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Average rating: 2.68 · 19 ratings · 9 reviews · 2 distinct works
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2.57 of 5 stars 2.57 avg rating — 14 ratings — published 2009 — 2 editions
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Etienne DeForest Richard wrote: "Etienne wrote: "Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "Hello Etienne, thanks for the request. I'm an intermittent bizarro reader. Your book was recommended to me by Richard Derus who cannot resist anything with the..."

That makes me feel better. HELP MY ASS HAS RABIES! Made me crack up at least 5 different times.


Richard Etienne wrote: "Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "Hello Etienne, thanks for the request. I'm an intermittent bizarro reader. Your book was recommended to me by Richard Derus who cannot resist anything with the word cock in th..."

Let's be clear, now: It's not ONLY the irresistible pull (!) of cocks that led me to recommend the book widely (!). It is also the snort-inducing content.


Etienne DeForest Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "Hello Etienne, thanks for the request. I'm an intermittent bizarro reader. Your book was recommended to me by Richard Derus who cannot resist anything with the word cock in the title. Plus I recomm..."

LOL! Here I thought it was the content not his love for books that hint toward stubby weiners. Anyways, thanks for accepting. :)


Shovelmonkey1 Hello Etienne, thanks for the request. I'm an intermittent bizarro reader. Your book was recommended to me by Richard Derus who cannot resist anything with the word cock in the title. Plus I recommend him many books and it annoys him to have an ever expanding to-be-read mountain of books so he is getting his own back on me now!


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