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Kilt Kilpatrick

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Kilt Kilpatrick is the pen name of an Irish author sometimes called "the Ferris Bueller of San Francisco." When he's not writing sexy stories for Ravenous he is a nonfiction writer, public speaker, Bay Area event organizer, and somewhat oxymoronically, a biblical historian and atheist activist. He is linguistically promiscuous; he is conversant in Irish Gaelic and bits and pieces of about two dozen other languages, including Welsh, Breton, Hungarian, Japanese, Arabic, American Sign Language, Cherokee, Klingon and Elvish. He loves reading, movies, dancing, sex, and has been a saber fencer for over 25 years. He lives in San Francisco with his steady girlfriend and no. 1 fencing partner Inara Lavey; who is also a Ravenous Romance writer. And y ...more

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The Manny Diaries

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Under the Kilt: The Best St...

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Reach Out and Touch Someone

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The Tiger's Tale

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Bedknobs & Beanstalks: Anth...

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I Kissed a Girl: A Virgin L...

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Fang Bangers

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Hungry for Your Love: An An...

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I Kissed a Girl II: More Vi...

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Getaway is a seamless blend of humor, intricate plotting, suspense and diverse characters. The descriptions of Puerto Vallarta are excellent – I’m so ready for some beach time and margaritas, although not so much the dump -- and Gary may be the creep ...more
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“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”
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The Complete Heretic's Guide to Western Religion Book One by David Fitzgerald
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H. Richard Niebuhr
“Religion makes good people better and bad people worse.”
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“If Jesus had been an actual historical figure we have a thorny paradox. Either this Jesus was a remarkable individual who said and did a host of amazing, revolutionary things – but no one outside his fringe cult noticed for over a century. Or he didn’t – and yet shortly after his death, tiny communities of worshipers that cannot agree about the most basic facts of his life spring up, scattered all across the empire. The truth is inescapable: there simply could never have been a historical Jesus.”
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“I watched Daryl swirl, sniff, sip, swish, chew, swallow, and sometimes spit his way through countless glasses of Bordeaux and all I could think was that someone who spent so much time and care on all the oral and olfactory acrobatics involved in wine tasting should really be more adept at oral sex”
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“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
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