"There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness."
— Gelett Burgess

"I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one."
— Gelett Burgess

"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead"
— Gelett Burgess