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William Pauley III

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“Now, please, if I could direct your attention to the tip of this pen. Notice that it does not look like a normal pen. It is in fact a tooth of the Devil! And it will be injecting into your skin, not ink, but the blood of a demon!”
William Pauley III, Toe Tags

“When you're weird, you're timeless.”
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Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.”
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“And you walk or wheel to this place here when you feel sad? On your walks? Or wheels? This is a sad place. More sadder it could turn you.”
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“Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.”
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“When you're weird, you're timeless.”
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message 3: by Arnez

Arnez Hey man, which of your books do you recommend me to start with?! I love bizarro and would like your craziest one!


message 2: by C. D.

C. D. Ward Thanks for the add, Mr. Pauley.

Do you plan on having any more collaborations with Mr. Barnett? I've read both anthologies that you two put out and loved them.


message 1: by Aaron

Aaron Poorman hello new friend. your book looks and sounds awesome! I am new to the bizzaro genre and thought that maybe you'd like to offer some suggestions for me to start with - aside from Doom Magnetic of course


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