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William Pauley III
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July 31, 1984
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The following was recently published in the Tuscon Weekly:
" For the naughty oddballs on Santa's list, crank up the holidays with William Pauley III's The Brothers Crunk (Grindhouse Press, $9.95). This is "bizarro" (surreal underground) fiction at its finest and most fucked-up. Crunk tells the tale of two breakfast burrito-vending brothers—one of whom may be dead, or possessed by an alien-demon...
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THE BROTHERS CRUNK - An 8-Bit Fack-It-All Adventure in 2D
by William Pauley III (Goodreads Author), Megan Hansen (Goodreads Author)    3.92 avg rating — 53 ratings
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Long Live The New Flesh: Year One
by William Pauley III (Goodreads Author) , Brian Barnett (Goodreads Author) , Annemarie Bogart  4.49 avg rating — 41 ratings
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2010
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Doom Magnetic!
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Long Live The New Flesh: Year Two
by William Pauley III (Goodreads Author) , Garrett Calcaterra (Goodreads Author), David Massengill (Goodreads Author) 4.63 avg rating — 19 ratings
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2011
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Slime Night!
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2012
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LivinHell: The Demon Writings Of William Pauley III
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GODDAMN ELECTRIC NIGHTS
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2011
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The.Living.Daylights.
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2008
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If You Don't Sleep, You Don't Dream.
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Mr. Malin and the Night
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2008
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“Now, please, if I could direct your attention to the tip of this pen. Notice that it does not look like a normal pen. It is in fact a tooth of the Devil! And it will be injecting into your skin, not ink, but the blood of a demon!”
― William Pauley III, Toe Tags
― William Pauley III, Toe Tags
“Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.”
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
“And you walk or wheel to this place here when you feel sad? On your walks? Or wheels? This is a sad place. More sadder it could turn you.”
― Andersen Prunty, Zerostrata
― Andersen Prunty, Zerostrata
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Hey man, which of your books do you recommend me to start with?! I love bizarro and would like your craziest one!
Thanks for the add, Mr. Pauley.Do you plan on having any more collaborations with Mr. Barnett? I've read both anthologies that you two put out and loved them.
