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June 11, 2016

so this is chapter 1 of

Sex Robots at the Edge of Infinity


This art stolen from Richard F. Yates, C'mon, click it.

This art stolen from Richard F. Yates, C’mon, click it.


“You’re interested in sex robots,” said the manual. “And who wouldn’t be?” It was a rhetorical question. Who wasn’t interested in sex robots? “Fifty years ago they were the wave of the future and today they are what keeps humanity sane.”


The manual was outdated but it was still true. All of it was true. A manual doesn’t survive in today’s world to be an out of date manual, one which hasn’t been pulped and recycled many times over, if its contents are not true – unless its contents are meant to give hope. Real hope–false hope, and, as everyone knows, most hope is false hope. The occasional doling out of hope was an exception to the truism. Always has been. Always will be. It is a cosmic continuity. While the universe is not kind sometimes it can appear ambivalent. Sometimes that is enough. Sometimes it will throw you a lifeline. By accident. Sometimes that lifeline will drag you down with relief. It’s a cosmic joke.


Friedman’s nose was in the book. He was a man very much interested in sex robots. And who wasn’t? Who wasn’t.


He owned an Avant-garde model. An antique. Interesting, if you’ve an eye for history. If you can be sold on tradition over functionality. If you are a nostalgic bent connoisseur of the past; like in olden times when a person would buy a fancy sport car which broke down all the time and wasn’t reliable at all and needed special tools. And owning it made the person feel happy even though it wasn’t functional and it did nothing to please, in fact quite the opposite. But the person would dote upon the car, where it inevitably sat in a climate controlled garage – safe from traffic, roads, pedestrians, and road wear. The person began to love the car, though the car had done nothing to earn the receipt of said love. And the car did nothing to give love back. Some historians declare that this nonreciprocal love is the purest love of all. Nothing to dirty it up. It was honest.


This was how men started to love machines. And when I say men love machines I say it in a universal way. Because women also love machines. And buy love machines to love. And men buy love machines to love. Sometimes they are the same types of machines and sometimes they are differentiated machines. Meant for one or the other. But sometimes with attachments. All the best machines have attachments.


It costs more. But it’s worth it.


The casual reader might wonder about the lack in English of more gender-neutral pronouns. Neuters. But the philosophers among you have determined that this book is about love. And philosophers have no idea what love is. It’s a dubious subject.

I ask only that you come with me on a journey.

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June 4, 2016

imageI acquired  a copy of the 1947 novel ZOTZ! By Walter Karig, who also wrote Nancy Drew novels. It was later made into a Tom Poston (George on Newhart) movie directed by  1950s schlock master William Castle (The Tingler) .


 It’s full of Soviet spies. And ladies, Strange ladies, sitting on sofas. Strange sofas. And magical coins.



 

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May 29, 2016

Johnny Cash- I shot a man in Reno.


Philip K Dick – In Reno I shot a man.

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Published on May 29, 2016 12:18 • 3 views

January 24, 2016

Youthful Spirits by Richard F. Yates


Artist: I need a muse.

Queen: We are not a muse.

Artist: All is forlorn!

Queen: Amuse us!

Artist: But I am without a muse!

Queen: Amuse us then with a tragedy.

Artist: This is the story of an artist without a muse.

Queen: I’ve already heard that one.


Unreasonable expectations at the palace.

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September 4, 2015

Rick Yates


“CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.”


Excerpt From: Ambrose Bierce “The Devil’s Dictionary” 1906


 

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June 22, 2015

Image005A story about a man and his place in the universe.


A story about the many uses of cell phones.


A story that asks the philosophical question: What is it that makes a chair?


An excerpt from Tragic Stories Disguised as Jokes.




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Published on June 22, 2015 03:12 • 10 views

June 18, 2015

At the Existential Sandwich Shop by David Raffin In my upcoming release “At the Existential Sandwich Shop,” like the previous “Perils of Free Thought,” I talk intermittently of bears and robots.

That is because I am a robot bear.

Thank you in advance for your understanding.


There is also a reoccurring motif of baloons.


 

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June 13, 2015

I have a joke about Gennady Zyuganov, Head of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, but odds are you will never hear it. Even though Gennady Zyuganov is a funny name. To western ears. And this has nothing to do with the podcast. Sort of.


Two pieces, one about Barack Obama telling jokes, one about George W. Bush having a one track mind.


I don’t ordinarily do topical material. The danger being that people will forget things like that the Nobel prize was given out to a man running a war or that the president of the USA hired a male escort to sit in the press gallery and ask questions in briefings, or that a previous candidate for president blamed a hurricane on “the homosexuals, feminists, and the ACLU,” acting in concert to make it rain. Those kind of things get lost in the mist of time. Are washed away with the years. Get drowned in a bathtub of memories.


Also a suggestion that you buy the album Adaptations to a Modern Age by Scott Steven Erickson. Even though I sing in the background.



 









 

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June 7, 2015

R.D. Laing at play via Wikipedia


If you are feeling off, perhaps you need a good talking to; which is why I have devoted the second half of the podcast to the Scottish psychiatrist R.D. Laing. I discovered him in college on the alternative reading list for psychology. He was an existentialist psychiatrist.


This episode is sponsored by bananas. Not artificial bananas, but the natural mutant kind.


Also there is some discussion of mass transit, other libidinous foods, and when to say yes.


That’s all in episode 4 of the podcast, here called “Go Bananas, or go-round! With R.D. Laing.”










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May 31, 2015

Flipped through a marketing book. I don’t have much love for either marketing or self-help books. I always marvel at how they take so many pages to say so little. Once I skimmed through a book filled with “information” and condensed it down to two pages. Sprinkled over 300 odd pages were two pages of useful information.


Anyway, the marketing book said this:


(and I am paraphrasing it better than they did)


“In todays world to be mediocre is to be good, to be competent is to be astounding beyond comprehension.”


I had a friend who wrote a philosophy textbook he wanted me to read over before it was printed. It was called “What is Good.” I think he would have enjoyed that little soundbite. Not the book I gleaned it from.


 

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