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Melissa Francis

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Born and bred in Arkansas, Melissa Francis is a small town southern girl with big city dreams. (Okay, she dreams of big city shoes, but there’s nowhere to wear them ’round these parts. Plus she really is a barefoot girl at heart.) The University of Arkansas at Little Rock allowed her to graduate with an English degree, but many of her friends wonder how when she uses words like y’all, dunno, gonna, and fixin’ to. Her favorite phrase is “Woo Pig Sooie!” and she’ll be glad to explain what that means over a (preferably dark) beer. Unless you’re underage, then she’ll explain over a nice cup of peppermint tea.

Her debut novel titled Bite Me! is scheduled to hit the shelves Ju
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For the time being, you can find me here: http://bitchinfiction.wordpress.com

I'm working on redirecting all my website pages there, but if you come to my blog directly you will not see anything current after this post unless you click on the link above.

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Average rating: 3.95 · 3,650 ratings · 225 reviews · 5 distinct works · Similar authors
Bite Me! (Bite Me, #1)

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Just when I thought Melissa Francis' books couldn't get any better, her sophomore novel came out and it was nothing short of amazing, good-old fun, making the Bite Me series one of my current faves!

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I may be a Gischler fan now. This book made me laugh out loud several times, as well as want to start on my personal preparedness plan for the Apocalypse. 4.5 stars
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“Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.”
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“I'm truly living a very Brady nightmare.”
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“Had I been wrong about Ryan? Did he beat Noah up and leave him there for me to suck the remaining breath from his unconscious body? Were we like some anti-superhero duo, working together to spread our evil stepsibling karma across the planet?”
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message 3: by Leon

Leon Shure Hi Melissa,
Thanks for adding me as a friend,

Leon Shure


Melissa Francis Jamie wrote: "Just wanted to say hi and that I loved Bite Me! I am patiently (yeah right lol) waiting for Love Sucks to be released soon. Keep up the great writing!"

Jamie, I'm so glad you loved BITE ME! And don't worry, it won't be too much longer before you can read LOVE SUCKS! just 17 more days!!!


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Jamie Just wanted to say hi and that I loved Bite Me! I am patiently (yeah right lol) waiting for Love Sucks to be released soon. Keep up the great writing!


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