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Carolyn Mackler
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born
July 13, 1973
gender
female
place of birth
The United States
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Literature & Fiction, Romance, Young Adult
about this author
Carolyn graduated from Vassar College. When her book The Earth, My Butt and Other Big Round Things was named as one of ALAs Top Ten Banned Books of 2006, Carolyn became an advocate against banning books. She lives with her husband and son in New York City.
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The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 3.82 — 1,672 ratings — published 2003 17 editions |
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Vegan Virgin Valentine by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 3.67 — 584 ratings — published 2004 11 editions |
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Love and Other Four-Letter Words by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 3.71 — 236 ratings — published 2000 9 editions |
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Guyaholic by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 3.59 — 263 ratings — published 2007 4 editions |
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Tangled by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 3.62 — 8 ratings — published 2010 |
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The Class of 2000: A Definitive Survey of the New Generation by Carolyn Mackler avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2000 |
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250 Ways to Make America Better by George Magazine Editors, Carolyn Mackler avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 1999 |
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Three Teen-Ages by Donna Jo Napoli, Carolyn Mackler avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2003 |
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"The Fat Girl Code of Conduct:
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. "
— Carolyn Mackler (The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things)
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. "
— Carolyn Mackler (The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things)
""And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms."
"What'd they say?"
"Over their dead bodies."
"What did you say?"
"I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.""
— Carolyn Mackler
"What'd they say?"
"Over their dead bodies."
"What did you say?"
"I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.""
— Carolyn Mackler
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